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Text Message 11357: Wag kang umiyak dahil lang iniwan ka

“wag kang umiyak dahil lang iniwan ka, ngumiti ka dahil binigyan ka ng opportunity na makahanap ng isang taong hihigit sa kanya.” gandang umaga. 🙂
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Text Message 11356: Bee work so hard to get honey

A bird asked a bee: you work so had to get honey and people steal that from you, don’t you feel bad? bee replied: no, because they can never steal my art of making honey. good day. 🙂
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Text Message 11355: How to make pizza

How to make pizza for dinner: ingredients required . phone . menu . cash :-*
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Text Message 11354: New Drugs Created For Men By Women

New drugs created for men by women – aniversia – triggers memories of birthdays and anniversaries. slimoxil – widens male corneas making wives appear slim. workocetamol – generates insatiable desire in men to do household chores. shophofobex – makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently. flirtonate-n – it makes […]
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Text Message 11353: Learn to face your own shadows

Unless you learn to face your own shadows, you will continue to see them in others, because the world outside you is only a reflection of the world inside you. have a cool day!
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Text Message 11352: A world free from underprivileged people

Thought of the day: if you want the world free from underprivileged people, start by helping one today. have a happy wednesday!
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Text Message 11351: What every man and woman deserve

Every woman deserves a man who respects her. and every man deserves a woman who appreciates his effort. good eve. 🙂
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Text Message 11350: Hindi lahat ng oras kelangan ng karelasyon

Hnd lahat ng oras kelangan mo ng karelasyon. minsan kelangan mong mag-isa, para hanapin ung “ikaw” na nawala nung naging “kay0”. good eve. 🙂
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Text Message 11349: A room without any mirror

How to kill a girl? give her many beautiful dresses. expensive cosmetics. awesome jewelry. and then, . . lock her in a room without any mirror! 🙂
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Text Message 11348: Married man dialed a number of a girl

A newly married man travelling with his bride dialed a number of a girl written in the train’s bathroom. . . . . and his wife picked up the phone. 😉
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Text Message 11347: We are all saints in the making

We are all saints in the making. the secret toward this goal is union with jesus. we ask the intercession of the saints today to help us to walk more and more each day in union with jesus. have a blessed day on the solemnity of all saints! 🙂
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Text Message 11345: Chinese wants to order chicken

A chinese who speaks little english goes to a fast food resto. he wants to order chicken but he doesn’t know it in english. he spots a tray of eggs on the counter, and says to a service crew member, “i want their mother..”:-)
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Text Message 11344: When Apple and Blackberry were just fruits

Life was so much simpler and worry-less when we were younger… when apple & blackberry were just fruits… when girls giggled, not googled… when yahoo was overjoyed reaction… no facebook, only smiling faces… no twitter, but birds tweeted… when a virus was what caused the common cold… when bugs were just pests in the garden… […]
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Text Message 11343: Learn to accept how people judge you

Learn to accept how people judge you, but never let it sink into your nerves especially when you know it’s not true. good eve. 🙂

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes