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Text Message 11281: Kung ang pulis gumamit ng gay lingo

Paano kung ang mga pulis gumagamit ng gay lingo? (may holdapan) pulis1: hoy ateng! nandito na si darna! sumuko ever ka na! super surroundings ka na namin ‘teh. holdaper: wiit. keri ko kayo ‘teh. tumbang preso yan si darna sakin! pulis!: ayy echoseang froglet ka ha! mga bakla sugod na tayo!! pulis2: narinig niyo si […]
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Text Message 11280: A wedding

Q: what do you call a group of people where two people are thinking of love and all the others are thinking of food? – – – a: a wedding!:-*
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Text Message 11279: Yang nguso mo abot ng kamao ko

Apo: lolo? lolo? may sampung kabayo, tumalon yung isa. ilan ang bunga ng kamatis? lolo: eh apo, yang tanong mo di abot ng utak ko, pero yang nguso mo abot ng kamao ko. hahaha. salbaheng apo!
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Text Message 11278: Extended ka na naman ng 24 hours

Sa bawat pag gising mo, parang its god’s way of saying: oh, anak ha, kahit na pasaway ka, extended ka na naman ng 24hrs kaya umayos ka!
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Text Message 11277: Wish what you want

Never delete this message without reading. wish what you want first, before you read. say “i hope it will come true”. 3 times. then silence, count and believe in god. send this message on, please don’t ignore it, you are being tested. god is going to fix two things (big) tonight in your favour. if […]
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Text Message 11276: Kuryenteng dumadaloy sa ating dalawa

Dati ang lakas ng kuryenteng dumadaloy sa ating dalawa.. bakit ngaun ang hina na? tanong ko lang? may nakiki-jumper ba?
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Text Message 11274: I never did it for the money

I was worth $1m when i was 23, & over $10m when i was 24, & over $100m when i was 25, & it wasnt that important because i never did it for the money. steve jobs
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Text Message 11273: If a girl understands your bullshit

If a girl understands your bullshit, sticks through your mistakes, smiles even when you’ve done nothing for her, it’s obvious she’s a keeper. but it’s also obvious you don’t deserve her. good morning. 🙂
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Text Message 11271: Happy couples or happy singles

Funny fact: when you are single, all you see is happy couples -and- when you are in a relationship, all you see is happy singles. 😀
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Text Message 11270: Hurry up or we’ll be late

Husband was getting annoyed and shouted to his wife, “hurry up or we’ll be late.” “oh, be quiet,” replied his wife. “haven’t i been telling you for the last hour that i’ll be ready in a minute!”
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Text Message 11269: Sibuyas daw ang gulay na nagpapaiyak

Sabi ng kaibigan ko, sibuyas lang daw ang gulay na makapagpapaiyak ng tao.. binato ko siya ng malaking kalabasa, ayun! nagbago na ang pananaw niya!:-)
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Text Message 11268: Di naman talaga pakipot ang mga babae

Hindi naman talaga pakipot ang mga babae, tinitingnan lang nila kung paano mag effort ang isang seryoso at matinong lalake. good night.
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