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Text Message 11266: A boss is like a diaper

A boss is like a diaper… always on your ass and usually full of shit!:-d

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Text Message 11265: You had sex with a stork?

Son: dad, how was i born? dad: a stork brought you and dropped you off. son: eww you had sex with a stork? that’s gross dad!

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Text Message 11264: My 4th son became a thief

Two friends met after a long time. man: among my 4 sons, my 3 sons are mba. friend: what about the 4th one? man: he didn’t study and became a thief. friend: why didn’t you throw him out? man: i can’t, he’s the only one who earns.:p

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Text Message 11263: We forgive out of obedience to the Lord

We forgive out of obedience to the lord. it is a choice, a decision we make. however, as we do this “forgiving,” we discover the command is in place for our good, and we receive the reward of our forgiveness.. freedom. god bless us!

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Text Message 11262: Kung tatamaan ka, umilag ka

“kung alam mong tatamaan ka, umilag ka. kung alam mong tatamaan ka at hindi ka umiwas, wag kang aaray. katulad na lang sa pag ibig. kung alam mong masasaktan ka lang, umiwas ka. kung alam mo namang tatamaan ka at hindi ka umiwas, huwag kang iiyak-iyak dahil kasalanan mo rin yan.”

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Text Message 11261: Trust is the base of all relations

Trust is the base of all relations. a small mistake can change the whole thing. like missing “t” can “rust” the relationship. good morning. 🙂

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Text Message 11260: Love and air have lots in common

Love and air have lots in common, you can’t see them, you can only feel them.. and you can’t live without both of them. gandang umaga!:-)

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Text Message 11259: Instead of being fake, be yourself

Instead of being fake, be yourself. someone will hate you either way. good evening. 🙂

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Text Message 11258: Hindi naman sa atin ang lupa

Gma : may sakit ako at magpapagamot ako sa america, wag n wag mo ibenta ang lupa sa tapat natin fg : hon,hindi naman sa atin ang lupa dyan sa tapat natin ah. gma : kaya nga wag mo ibenta. tanga, bobo, gago! yung helicopters nga di atin, ibinenta mo, itong lupa pa sa tapat […]

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Text Message 11266: A boss is like a diaper

Text Message 11265: You had sex with a stork?

Text Message 11264: My 4th son became a thief

Text Message 11263: We forgive out of obedience to the Lord

Text Message 11262: Kung tatamaan ka, umilag ka

Text Message 11261: Trust is the base of all relations

Text Message 11260: Love and air have lots in common

Text Message 11259: Instead of being fake, be yourself

Text Message 11258: Hindi naman sa atin ang lupa

Text Message 11257: You have always been a headache

Text Message 11256: Deleted

Text Message 11255: Never mind if you are hated or loved

Text Message 11254: Ang babae dapat araw araw nililigawan

Text Message 11253: Deleted

Text Message 11252: Kuya, kakaliwa ka ba?