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Text Message 11251: Some men don’t realize

Some men don’t realize how much one little thing can make a woman happy and one little thing to upset her. because some men only think of how much they could get rather than how much they could give.
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Text Message 11250: The key is contentment

What happiness means= =to a barefoot man, happiness is a pair of shoes. =to a man w/ old shoes, it’s a pair of new shoes. =to a man w/ new shoes,a more stylish shoes. =and to a fellow w/ no feet, he would be happy to be barefoot. how blessed are we that we can […]
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Text Message 11249: I want you to shoot at will

In a military firing range training grounds… sgt: men, when i blow the whistle, i want u to shoot at will. at that moment one very frightened young soldier ran & hid away frm the group. sgt (very angry): who was that? where is he going? soldier: that was will, sir.
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Text Message 11248: Pag iniwan ka na

“pag iniwan ka na,wag mo ng subukang habulin pa,dahil baka masaktan ka lang.. isang paalala mula sa lrt/mrt.
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Text Message 11247: Three apples changed the world

Three apples changed the world. the first one tempted eve, the second inspired newton and the third was offered to the world by steve jobs.
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Text Message 11246: Sana ang relasyon ay parang pagpapapicture

“sana ang relasyon ay parang pagpapapicture. bawal ang tatlo, baka mamatay ang isa.” gandang gabi.
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Text Message 11245: Life is XXX

Life is xxx. yesterday is ‘x” perience. today is “x”periment. tomorrow is “x”pectation. use your xperience in your xperiment to achieve your xpectations! lets xpect a bright, sunny day! have a great weekend. 😉
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Text Message 11244: No one wants to die

“no one wants to die. even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. and yet, death is the destination we all share. no one has ever escaped it and that is how it should be because death is very likely the single best invention in light. it is […]
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Text Message 11243: How much, awww

Girl: how much for this dress? shopkeeper: 2,000 girl: awww… and the pink one? shopkeeper: awww… + awww…
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Text Message 11242: Would you like to buy this book?

A salesman knocked at a door and a woman answered. “hi,” said the man, “would you like to buy a book entitled 500 excuses to give your wife for staying out late?” “why on earth would i buy a book like that?” asked the woman. :-* “because,” replied the salesman, “your husband bought a copy […]
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Text Message 11241: Free taste in a supermarket

One day in a supermarket: promo girl: ma’m free taste here! lady: i’ll try this one. (after tasting) lady: this is already spoiled! promo girl: yes ma’m, that shows what happen to your food if you don’t get a refrigerator. come and i’ll show our cheapest fridge! :-*
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Text Message 11240: Our life is like a Rosary

Our life is like a rosary. it is a complete rhythm of the human story. life is not all joy & light. but after the sorrow comes the glory. happy feastday of mama mary as our lady of the rosary!
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Text Message 11239: Look for a loyal heart

Never look for a good face, it will turn old 1day. never look for a good skin, it will wrinkle 1day. never look for a hot body, it will change 1day. never look for a nice hair, it will turn white 1day. but look for a loyal heart that will love you everyday.. happy weekend!
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Text Message 11238: Spend 90% of your time on positive things

It is good to spend 90% of your time on positive things because this will have a corrective effect on the remaining 10%. happy week end.
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Text Message 11237: Reply ng nagseselos

Reply ng nagseselos? -ahh. -ganon ba? -hehe -tss. -bagay kayo. -nice. -wew. at ang pinaka-malupet, “k”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes