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Text Message 12866: People carried pizzas upstairs

Customer on the telephone talking to a pizza delivery boy.. “hello! yes, the elevator’s out of order, you’ll have to use the stairs. pizza dates back to the 16th century while the first elevator was not installed until 1852. that means for over 300 years, people carried pizzas upstairs. be part of that proud tradition!”
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Text Message 12865: Son sneaked into a striptease show

On learning that her little son sneaked into a striptease show, a mother became angry.. mother: did you see anything there, son, that you were not supposed to see? son: yes, i saw dad!
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Text Message 12864: Women should come with instructions

Men say that women should come with instructions. what’s the point? have you ever seen a man actually read them? :*
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Text Message 12863: Bakit umiinom ka ng kape?

Pedro: bat umiinom ka ng kape, eh gabi na! juan: ang hirap kasi nung order sakin ni doktor para makatulog daw agad ako. pedro: ano ba yun? juan: magbilang daw ako nang hanggang 1000. pedro: oh, ano mahirap dun? juan: eh 500 pa lang nakakatulog na ako..!
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Text Message 12862: Know your weaknesses

Know your weaknesses but show your strengths. feel your fear but fortify your faith. see your anxieties but free your spirit. recognize your disabilities but emphasize your possibilities. have a happy and long weekend!
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Text Message 12861: The gift of empathy

One good thing to come from bad things is the gift of empathy! suffering imparts on us an informed sense of compassion helping us to connect.. without bad times, we could never relate and we all greatly want to be understood. be kind to one another and build each other up. god bless you!
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Text Message 12860: God always provides

When you are in a “rut”.. when it seems too hard.. when you feel like you are at the end of your rope.. when you have fallen you can’t get up.. remember that if you are in a “gap”.. god always provides. have a beautiful day!
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Text Message 12859: With God, I can

Life’s battle do n0t always fav0r the str0nger or faster ones… the one wh0 wins is the one wh0se heart says, “with g0d, i can!” phil. 4:13.. good morning. . .
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Text Message 12858: Good memories are like charms

Good memories are like charms.. each is special. you collect them, one each day, until one day you look back and discover they make a long colorful bracelet. may you have more happy, colorful memories! 🙂
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Text Message 12857: Hard to be happy

The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be. have a cool day!
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Text Message 12856: Pumara si Jesus

Mahirap bumiyahe sa buhay na ito; ~daming lubak, ~daming liko, pero alam mo ba kung ano ang masaya sa joyride na ito? iyon ay ang araw na pumara si jesus at imaneho ang buhay natin; ~libreng sakay sa mga walang pamasahe. . . ~libreng repair sa mga nasiraan ng loob . at libreng carwash sa […]
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Text Message 12855: One dozen panties

Mister bumili ng 1 dozen panties same colors- mrs: “bakit pare-parehas ng kulay? baka isipin ng mga tao di ako nagpapalit ng panty!” mr: “sinong mga tao?”:(
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Text Message 12854: Gay babies

If you don’t like gay marriage perhaps you should blame straight people they’re the ones having all the gay babies!
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Text Message 12853: Where do you live?

Police: where do you live? girl: with my parents. police: where does your parents live? girl: with me. police: where do you live? girl: together. police: where is your house? girl: next to my neighbor’s house. police: where is your neighbor’s house? girl: if i tell you, you won’t believe me. police: tell me. girl: […]
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Text Message 12852: Watching overspeeders

A californian state trooper had a perfect spot to watch for overspeeders, but wasn’t getting any. then he discovered the problem. a 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand printed sign which read “radar trap ahead!” the officer also found the boy’s friend down the road with a sign that […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes