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Text Message 11236: Someone is always gonna envy you

Someone is always gonna envy you, someone is always trying to bring you down. just ignore them, because you know you’re better than them. good morning sa inyo. 🙂
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Text Message 11235: Others judge us by what we have done

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by wht we have already done. have an enlightening day!
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Text Message 11234: Rewards of a simple life

You find the universal elements enough: to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter; to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a bird’s nest or a wildflower in spring. these are some of the rewards of the simple life. […]
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Text Message 11233: The whole field dug by police

An old farmer wrote to his son in prison. “ds yr i wont b able to plant potatoes bec i cnt dig d ground.i knw f u wer hir u wud help me.” d son wrote bk”dad don’t think of diging d ground bec dts wer i buried d guns” police read d leter and […]
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Text Message 11232: What kind of clothes are there?

What kind of clothes are there? women: clean and dirty men: clean, almost clean, sorta clean, not bad, dirty, really dirty, nasty, biohazard men will voluntarily wear all except for the last classification!:-*
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Text Message 11231: Some people create their own hell

Some people create their own hell, then they get depressed because they don’t know how to get out of it. good evening. 🙂
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Text Message 11230: Happiness means being with the people you love

Happiness isn’t defined by where you live and on how much money you have in your pocket. it’s being with the people you love that mean the world to you. good morning. 🙂
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Text Message 11229: Wearing underwear outside is illegal

Superman to batman: “you don’t have a license to drive that batmobile of yours, so you’re under arrest.” batman: then, let’s go to jail together as wearing underwear outside is illegal.” 😀
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Text Message 11228: World’s Shortest Resignation Letter

World’s shortest resignation letter: “honorable sir, i love your wife.”:-d
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Text Message 11227: Holding too tight

Sometimes, by holding too tight, you end up losing what you were trying so hard to save. good night. 🙂
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Text Message 11226: Love too can end

When you love, you thought you would never get tired. you thought it would never end. but sometimes, you need to be tired to realize that love too can end .. especially if it wasn’t meant to be.
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Text Message 11225: Dionisia Pacquiao, sipareyted

Si mommy dionisia nagbar sa waldorf astoria sa new york. sabi ng katabi nyang german: waiter! remy martin, single! yung italian naman sabi: waiter! carlo rossi, double! mommy d: (dyus miu! kilangan pa pala magpakilala bago umurder! siyet!) “wiyter! dionisia pacquiao, sipareyted”
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Text Message 11224: World Animal Day, remember your ex

Today, october 4, is world animal day.. . . . so please take a minute to remember your.. . . . “ex” :-*:-d
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Text Message 11223: Ang espiritu santo ang magbabantay sa bike mo

Isang batang danilo natizon ang nakatingin sa labas ng simbahan… pari: bkt hnd ka pmasok sa loob iho? danilo: kc po bka mwla ung bike ko. pari: wagkang mag-alala, ang espiritu santo ang magbbantay s bike mo. (pumasok na sila s cmbahan) pari: marunong kb mgdasal? danilo: opo. sa ngalan ng ama, nganak, amen. pari: […]
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Text Message 11222: Until we realize them by ourselves

We can be told the truth about many things but they do not have any value until we realize them by ourselves. there are no shortcuts. each step of the way has to be walked. gandang umaga!;-)

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes