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Text Message 11160: The barber was shaving a customer

The barber was shaving a customer and kept cutting him again and again. finally, the customer asked him, “do you have another razor?” “why do you want another razor?” the barber asked. “for me, so i can defend myself.”:-d
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Text Message 11159: Matagal na pala tayong magkaibigan

Did u evr realize n mdlas prng frnds r juz frnds?bhirang bhira ntng maiparting sknla hw much we apprec8 ol der luv,c0ncern nd presence.un ay dhl masyad0taung sanay n anjn lng cla n0t kn0wng n anytym, pwd clang mwla stin.i want 2 thank nd let u knw hw much i apprec8 u… salamat huh! mtgal-tgal […]
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Text Message 11158: Give your time and attention

If you really want to give someone a gift, try giving them your time and attention. a loving heart doesn’t expect anything more than that. good morning everyone. 🙂
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Text Message 11157: Tips to be good looking

Tips to be good looking: for lovely eyes- always look at the good side of other people. (phil.2:4) for tender lips- speak only kind words towards others. (col.4:6) for a charming face- always smile with a happy heart (prov.15:13) for graceful arms- reach out with compassion to those in need. (rom.9:15) for beautiful feet- always […]
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Text Message 11156: How can you smile without I

How can you “sm_le” without ‘i’? how can you be “f_ne” without ‘i’? how can you “w_sh” without ‘i’? how can you be “fr_end” without ‘i’? ,, “i” am very important! but this “i” can never achieve “s_ccess” without “u”!
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Text Message 11155: Two men came into a barber shop

Two men came into a barber shop to get a hair cut. the one with very little hair said you should charge me half price because i have very little hair. the other man said no, the barber should charge twice as much as me. why? because the barber first has to look for it […]
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Text Message 11153: Dalawa ang lata panlimos

Lola: ineng palimos naman.. girl: lola, bakit po dalawa lata nyo? lola: ineng, as a businesswoman, we should think on more ways on how to develop our business. that’s why instead of associating the money i got for my daily expenditures, i invested it by putting up another branch.. (astig si lola):-d
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Text Message 11152: You have Alzheimer’s disease

The doctor tells his patient, “i have good news and bad news…” patient: lay it on me, doc. what’s the bad news? doc: you have alzheimer’s disease. patient: good heavens! what’s the good news? doc: you can go home and forget about it! 😀
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Text Message 11151: For every idiot

New newton’s law: “for every idiot, there is an equal and opposite idiot.” . . . they are usually called “husband” and “wife!”
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Text Message 11150: If you intend to love someone

“if you intend to love someone, be sure to accept the challenge called changes.” good morning. 🙂
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Text Message 11149: Still not leaving each other

Relationship is not just holding hands while you understand each other. it’s also having lots of misunderstandings and still not leaving each other’s hands.
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Text Message 11148: Hanapin mo yung taong tanggap ka

“hanapin mo yung taong tanggap ka, hindi yung taong pinipilit mong tanggapin ka.” gandang umaga.
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Text Message 11147: Wag kang magpapadala sa nararamdaman

“hindi lahat ng feelings kailangan mong paniwalaan. paiba iba kasi ito. at kung makikisabay ka sa agos, baka mabaliw ka. kaya nga minsan dapat wag kang magpapadala sa nararamdaman mo kasi ito mismo yung makakasakit sayo.”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes