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Text Message 11146: Why I’m overweight

I just figured out why i’m overweight! the shampoo i use in the shower that runs down my body says ‘for extra volume and body’ . . . i’m going to start using dishwashing liquid. it says ‘it dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.’ =)
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Text Message 11144: Manong, catch!

Sa isang jeep: pasahero: bayad po. pakiabot na lang po. bayad!!! makikisuyo na lang po. . . . . . ay putris! manong catch!!;-(
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Text Message 11143: Clever men don’t become husbands

Novice: do clever men make good husbands? sage: clever men don’t become husbands!:-d
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Text Message 11142: Hindi ako lasing kagabi

Boy: hindi naman ako lasing kagabi ah! friend: ahh… ganun ba? kaya pala nasa pool ka at hinahanap mo si nemo! at tinanong mo girlfriend mo kung single sya! at tinawagan mo sarili mo at nagalit ka nung binabaan mo ang sarili mo! pumunta ka pa sa cabinet ko at sumigaw ka ng “putris asan […]
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Text Message 11141: A heartbreak is always a blessing

A heart break is always a blessing from god.. maybe it’s the very worst nightmare that leaves you crying in the middle of the night, but it’s just his way of letting you to realize that he save you from the wrong one. -be inspired ^_^
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Text Message 11140: Men, look at your fingers

Men look at your fingers! if your ring finger is bigger than your index finger… you’re a real macho man.. but if your ring finger is equal to your index finger .. you’re gay. betting the farm.. you looked at your hand. hope it was good news for you. :-*
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Text Message 11139: Sir/Mam ano pong hanap nila?

Anong best answer sa mga tanong nang tanong sa malls at palengke ng ” sir/ma’am ano pong hanap nila?” eto sagot diyan “away bakit? papalag ka?”:-d
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Text Message 11138: Tunay na lalake, paubos na

:-dang “tunay na lalake” ay . . . . . . . . paubos na! :-* hahaha
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Text Message 11137: What women want in bed

What women want in bed: a passionate lover who takes the time to kiss and gently caress, slowly building up to a wonderful joyous experience together. what they get: wham bam thank you ma’am! belch, fart, zzzzzzzb-)
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Text Message 11136: Mga sweldo nyo

Yan ang akala nyo! sabi ng hrm student sa seaman, “field trip nyo, pang bar tour lang namin.” sabi ng it student, “technology nyo, pang radio lang namin.” sabi ng architecture student sa seaman, “graphing nyo, pang coloring book lang namin.” sabi ng bsba student sa seaman, “explanation nyo, sales talk lang namin.” sabi ng […]
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Text Message 11135: Women can do the work of five men

Science alert: scientist have just discovered something that can do the work of five men: a woman!:-*
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Text Message 11134: That mysterious meeting in life

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are & what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. have a happy day!
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Text Message 11133: 3 Reasons of Break up

3 reasons of breaking up: 3rd party – di kasi makuntento sa isa. lack of time – kulang kasi sa oras para sa isa’t isa. hinala – kala mo may iba, pero ang totoo ikaw lang naman talaga.
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Text Message 11132: Sapat na ang maging simple

Di mo naman kailangan maging gwapo o maganda para maraming mgka-gusto sa’yo. minsan, sapat na ang maging simple para makita mo ang tunay na humahanga sa’yo. yan ang totoo. 😀

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes