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Text Message 12851: Escape from the black cloud

“lose yourself. escape from the black cloud that surrounds you. then you will see your own light as radiant as the full moon.” ~ rumi enjoy this sunny day!
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Text Message 12850: The pain they’ve endured

The loneliest people can be the kindest. the saddest people sometimes smile the brightest. the most damaged people are filled with wisdom.. all because they do not wish the pain they’ve endured on another soul.
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Text Message 12849: I’ll buy my own presents

Dear santa, [ ] i’ve been good this year. [ ] ok, most of the time. [ ] once in awhile. [ ] nevermind, i’ll buy my own presents.
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Text Message 12848: She’s all yours

Kidnapper rang a husband, “two million and you get your wife back.” “negotiate with him!” the police advised. “three million and she’s all yours,” the husband said.
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Text Message 12847: Kidnapping

Have you ever loved someone so much you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and have them all to yourself? well, aparently, that is called kidnapping.
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Text Message 12845: Men lack imagination

A lot of women claim men lack imagination and creativity. they obviously haven’t seen a man when he loses his bottle opener.
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Text Message 12843: A moment of love

A moment of anger can destroy a lifetime of work whereas a moment of love can break barriers that took a lifetime to build. have a cool day!
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Text Message 12842: Make love

Two old men are sitting on a bench. one turns to the other and says, “the most beautiful thing on earth is to still make love.” “maybe for you,” the other replies in a quavering voice. “but for me it’s christmas, because it happens more often.”
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Text Message 12841: Putting God first

Multiple zeroes get no value if 1 is placed in the last (00000001) putting 1 first (10000000) certainly provides value for those zeroes. man is zero,god is 1. if we put god last in our life, we’re definitely worthless. on the contrary, putting god first makes us so valuable. good morning and god bless:)
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Text Message 12840: HIV test

A man had an hiv test on a friday and was asked to return for the results the following week. on that sunday, he went to church and to his consternation, the priest said, “my people, praise the lord. i know you all love god and due to this whatever you expect this coming will […]
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Text Message 12839: Pagkakaiba ng Girlfriend at Kabit

Mga pagkakaiba ng girlfriend at kabit- gf – sinasama sa family gatherings kabit – sinasama sa inuman gf – sinasa sa mall at maliliwanag na lugar kabit – sinasama sa malayo at madilim na lugar gf – san mig lights lang ang pinapainom kabit – redhorse at gsm ang pinapainom gf – honey, baby, love […]
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Text Message 12837: Seriously ill husband

Wife brings her seriously ill husband to a doctor.. doc: give him healthy food, be pleasant, don’t stress him out by discussing about money, or demand new clothes & jewelries. in a year, he’ll be ok. on the way home.. husband: what did the doc say? wife: you have no chance of survival!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes