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Text Message 10996: To keep one’s wife happy

How true! only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. one is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. 😀
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Text Message 10994: Humor is an affirmation of dignity

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of a person’s superiority to all that befalls him.;-) have a great week!
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Text Message 10993: The future

The future is not some place we are going to but one we are creating. the paths are not found, but made, and the activity of making them changes both the maker and destination. let’s create a very special week! 😉
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Text Message 10992: Keeping a secret is easier

If other people entrust you their private stories.. better keep it only yourself.. because keeping a secret is an easier task than to win back trust.
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Text Message 10991: Love is still the reason why you are happy

Love could be so confusing. but it’s amazing to know that no matter how painful it is, it’s still the simplest reason why you are happy. 🙂 good night.
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Text Message 10990: We get hurt all because of ourselves

“we always think we’re hurt by others, often we never notice nor admit that sometimes we get hurt all because of ourselves.”
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Text Message 10989: Wedding in Facebook

Today’s wedding & facebook effect: priest: do you agree to change your fb status from single to married? man: yes! yes! yes! girl: yes! yes! yes! priest: congratz! you are now husband and wife. you may now take the bride. and don’t forget to tag me in the wedding pictures!
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Text Message 10988: We need you to be unconscious

Surgeon to patient: we need you to be unconscious during the operation. would you prefer an injection or a quick peek at your hospital bill? 😀
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Text Message 10987: Two things that pierce the human heart

There are 2 things that pierce the human heart… moments we wish would last forever &… moments we wish had never begun. today’s life is only for today. be happy always & enjoy every moment because even today’s newspaper will become tomorrow’s waste paper! that’s life!
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Text Message 10986: Jealousy is like salt

Jealousy in a relationship is like salt in food: a little can enhance the savor, but too much of it can spoil the pleasure and under certain circumstances, can be life threatening. be careful.
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Text Message 10985: Hindi masama ang magkamali

Hindi masama ang magkamali dahil dun mo malalaman kung anong nawala sa’yo at anong dapat pinahalagahan mo. pero s pggawa ng mali, doon mo din malalaman na hindi lahat ng bagay ay may pangalawang pagkakataon.
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Text Message 10984: Google Search, madaming suggestions

Sana ang paghahanap ng girlfriend/boyfriend ay parang “google search” – – – – – hindi mo pa tapos ang tinatype mo, marami ng suggestions:-d hahaha
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Text Message 10983: Blockbuster brief

In japan, 2 filipino ofws, juan & pedro are stranded at an emergency shelter. reporter: how are you two doing here? juan: our problem here is water. i haven’t washed my brief since the quake. it’s like casette tape now, today i use side a, tomorrow side b. reporter: how about you? pedro: the same, […]
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Text Message 10982: This is business

Business?! dad: i want you to marry a girl of my choice. boy: no. dad: the girl is carlos slim’s daughter. boy: ok then. dad goes to carlos slim. dad: i want ur daughter to marry my son. slim: no! dad: my son is the chairman of the imf. slim: ok then. dad goes to […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes