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Text Message 10921: Inistart ng driver ang taxi pero di pinaandar

Inistart ng driver ang taxi pero di pinaandar. driver: dito napo tayo! lasing1: salamat! lasing2: eto bayad! lasing3: pare, next time bagalan mo ang metro! mabilis eh!
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Text Message 10920: Everybody makes mistakes

In the world, everybody makes mistakes. but. . . only a wife has god-given talent of finding them, remembering them and reminding men throughout life! :-*
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Text Message 10919: Some place I’ve never been

A guy asked his wife, “where do you want to go for our anniversary?” she replied, “i want to go some place i’ve never been in my entire life.” he suggested, “how about the beauty parlor?”:-d
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Text Message 10918: Deleted

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Text Message 10917: Faith is like a small lamp in a dark forest

Faith is like a small lamp in a dark forest… it does not show everything at once… but gives enough light for the next step to be safe… happy friday!
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Text Message 10916: Find something positive in every situation

Make a game of finding something positive in every situation. ninety-five per cent of your emotions are determined by how you interpret events to yourself. have a relaxing weekend!
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Text Message 10915: When your likeness has faded

How will you know that your likeness for someone has faded? it’s when you see each other and everything is quite normal. nothing really special. no raising of heartbeat. no blushing of cheeks. no twinkling eyes. no tensed movements. just a contentment that you are already tru with that person. goodnight.
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Text Message 10914: Magmahal ka kapag nakalimot ka na

Magmahal ka kapag nakalimot ka na.. hindi ung.. magmamahal ka para makalimutan mo lang siya.
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Text Message 10913: Kahulugan ng sisiw

Teacher: “ibigay ang kahulugan ng sisiw.” student: “mam, ang sisiw ay produkto ng pagsasama ng titiw at kikiw!” :-))
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Text Message 10912: You wake him up

Teacher while lecturing, noticed a student sleeping at the back. teacher shouts to the student’s seatmate, “wake him up!” the seatmate yells back, “you put him to sleep, so you wake him up!”
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Text Message 10911: Love is subject to market risks

Quote of the day: love is subject to market risks… read the prospectus carefully before investing! :-*;-(
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Text Message 10910: Deleted

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Text Message 10909: My wife’s pictures

“what’s in your wallet?” asked juan to his friend pete. “my wife’s pictures.” “wow,” chuckled john and continued to say, “i didn’t know you’re such a devoted husband. btw, what’s your wife’s name?” “which one?” answered pete.
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Text Message 10908: Deleted

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Text Message 10907: How long do you play?

Doc: do exercise daily for good health. patient: doc, i play football, tennis daily. doc: how long do you play? boy: until my phone’s battery goes low.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes