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Text Message 10876: Ang pag move on ay hindi Math kundi Science

Lagi mong tandaan na ang pagmmove on ay hindi math na may formula.. kundi science na kelangan ng time and space.
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Text Message 10875: Some are real, some are fake

“some people are real. some people are good. some people are fake. some are real good at being fake.” good night. :/
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Text Message 10874: Ako mismo ang sinayang

“hindi ako manghihinayang sa taong ako mismo ang sinayang.”
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Text Message 10873: Sinusuntok ang pader pag nagseselos

Ang tunay na lalake, sinusuntok ang pader pag nagseselos. hindi ung hahanap ng babaeng pwedeng landiin, para makaganti sa girlfriend nya.
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Text Message 10872: Di ako mahilig lumusong sa baha

Banat… di ako mahilig lumusong sa baha. pero kung lulunurin mo ako sa pagmamahal mo.. yaan mo.. sisirin ko. 😀 wow, astig!
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Text Message 10871: Weekly Overload Recreation Killer – Work

Medical advisory: a highly dangerous virus called “weekly overload recreation killer” (acronym: work) has been discovered. if you come into contact with the work virus, you should go asap to the nearest “biological anxiety relief” (bar, for short) center to take antidotes known as 1. work isolating neutralizer extract (wine) 2. radioactive unwork medicine (rum) […]
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Text Message 10870: Treat life like photography

Treat life like photography: ~ capture every moment.. ~ enjoy each shot.. ~ don’t miss a frame.. ~ identfy which went wrong & get better with the next shot.. ~ then develop the negative into something beautiful. life offers a lot of things & challenges. enjoy it! stay happy! gandang umaga!
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Text Message 10869: Little boy kissed little girl after class

An honest 7-year old calmly admitted to her parents that the little boy next door kissed her after class. “how did that happen?” gasped her mother. “it wasn’t easy,” replied her daughter, “but 3 girls helped me catch him.”:-d
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Text Message 10867: Man helps woman change a flat tire

A gallant driver couldn’t bear seeing a woman alone in the rain trying to change a flat tire. he completed the task for her and exclaimed, “there, ma’am, that’s done!” “quiet,” she ordered him. “you’ll wake up my husband. he’s taking a nap in the back seat.” ;->
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Text Message 10866: Facebook status: I’ve got my period!

A woman recently changed her facebook status to “i’ve got my period!” 20 guys “liked it.” 30 guys said, “thank god!”
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Text Message 10865: People who look rich are dead broke

“lots of people who look rich are dead broke.” -zac bissonnette it’s not the amount you earn per month, it’s how you manage your money.
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Text Message 10864: A real man gives up one night stands

A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can’t stand one night without. good pm.
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Text Message 10863: Ayusin ang mga bagay bagay

Sana ang love parang pepsodent commercial na lang.. “mabuti nang ayusin ang mga bagay bagay bago pa ito tuluyang masira.”
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Text Message 10862: Holding on and letting go

“women have a bad habit of holding on too long. men have a bad habit of letting go too easily.”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes