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Text Message 10846: Papasok ka ba?

Ang pinakamahirap at napaka-impluwensyang tanong – papasok ka ba? ang mapanuksong sagot – ikaw? nakaka-pressure na sagot – ewan ko nga eh. the best na sagot – pag di ka pumasok, di na din ako papasok. resulta: tara! wag na tayo pumasok! at mapagkunsinteng pangyayari: buti na lang, di tayo pumasok wala naman daw ginawa!
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Text Message 10845: A drunk in a bar had his pants wet

A drunk in a bar discovered that he had his pants wet, he turned to the right and asked the man if he had poured beer on his pants, the man said no. then the drunk turned to the left and asked other man if he had poured beer on his pants, the man says […]
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Text Message 10843: Mahirap magkunwaring happy

Mhrap mgkunwring happy ka! mhrap 2mwa kht nssaktn ka na.. pr0 ang pnkmhrap sa lhat.. .. ang mkipg kaibgan na lng, sa ta0ng mahal m0.. dba?!.. txtb?44
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Text Message 10842: Don’t hate people

“don’t hate people, it’s too exhausting, just forget them.”
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Text Message 10841: Hate reasons

A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons: 1. they want to be you. 2. they hate themselves. 3. they see you as a threat.
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Text Message 10840: Take a sweet rest from a fruity night

Take a sweet rest from a fruity night.. say your chocolatey prayers candy kiss your loved ones and give them a cookie hug prepare your strawberry bed and sleep with your cotton candy pillows pull your blanket cake and have mango dream shake good night.
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Text Message 10839: Only you have caught my heart

Many people have caught my eye, but only you have caught my heart. 🙂
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Text Message 10838: Ito ba ang art?

Sa museum: aling dionisia: itu ba? itu bng pangit n tu ang tntwag nyung “art”? ang pangit nmn! pinting ba tu? guide: hindi po mam, mirror po yan.. haha :dd
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Text Message 10837: Don’t give much attention

“don’t give much of your attention to someone who just treat you as an option.”
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Text Message 10836: The 75 year old man and his young wife

The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping at a chic jewelry boutique when the man’s oldest friend bumped into him. eyeing the curvaceous girl bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked, “how in hell did you land a wife like that?” the old man whispered […]
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Text Message 10835: Marriage vow

Marriage vow: a knot you tie with your tongue, but you cannot untie with your teeth.;-(
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Text Message 10834: You need a new pair of legs

Wat f 1 day dhl s trahedya sbi ni doc “u nid a new pair of legs or else hnd k n mkklakad” ngpa0pera ka. & 8 bcme successful. ng mtpos, ask mo kng cnung my mlasak8 n donor. my inabot n note sau. ang sbi: “ingatan mo legs q.sau na yan” luv u, “dagul” […]
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Text Message 10833: Being hated and envied

“being hated and envied is actually a compliment because people only hate people they cannot be.”
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Text Message 10831: Why did you shoot your son-in-law?

An old man carried a young man into the doctor’s clinic and said, “patch him up. i shot his rear end. don’t hurt him because he’s my son-in-law!” the doctor said, “why did you shoot your son-in-law?” old man said, “he wasn’t my son-in-law when i shot him.”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes