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Text Message 10830: Deleted

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Text Message 10829: Best time to pick mangoes

Teacher: juan, which is the best time to pick mangoes? summer or rainy season? juan: ma’am, the best time to pick them is when the owner is not at home and there’s no dog in the orchard.”
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Text Message 10828: A matter of giving and taking

A truism: a happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking… the husband gives and the wife takes! b-) :-*
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Text Message 10827: Go beyond our limits

Courage is a strength that comes from the core of our being; the strength that allows us to commit to life. it’s the willingness to go beyond our current limits and say we can. have a great weekend!
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Text Message 10826: Learn how to use it to your advantage

It’s not what you are that holds you back, it’s what you think you’re not. you already possess everything you need to succeed, you just need to learn how to use it to your advantage. have a wonderful weekend!;-)
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Text Message 10825: Mag alaga ka ng pet

Kung gusto mong may magmahal sau na hindi ka kayang iwan.. mag alaga ka ng pet.. promise hindi ka iiwan, wag mo lang pabayaan!
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Text Message 10824: I walk alone

I walk alone on this dark road to nowhere as i carry the burden of these unborn creatures.. -madramang tindero nang balot.
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Text Message 10823: Ibaon sa limot

Sadyang may mga taong gusto mo ng ibaon sa limot.. pero may mga tao din naman na masarap ibaon sa lupa!
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Text Message 10822: We did not receive your message

Si tkyo nagtxt sa kanyang parents: “helo pa, ma. sorry i keep on asking for money from you. i am so ashamed but i really need p1000. i wanted to cancel thistxt msg & i prayed to god that i will not send it anymore but it’s too late.” a few hours later, naka rcv […]
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Text Message 10821: Under ka daw kay misis

Juan: pare, balita ko under ka daw kay misis? pedro: pare hindi ah!! juan: paano pag pinaglaba ka ng misis mo ngaun? pedro: hiwalay agad! juan: ganung kadali? pare ang lupit mo! pedro: oo nman! hiwalay agad ang puti sa di kolor!!
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Text Message 10820: Do you want to get married?

Perfect betrayal? a girlfriend asked her boyfriend, “do you want to get married?” he: sure. she: great, when? he: well like every other guy, when i meet the right girl. 😉
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Text Message 10819: How to get partner’s attention

If wife wants to get hubby’s attention, she must look sad and uncomfortable, while, if a hubby wants to get his wife’s attention, he must look comfortable and happy…:-d
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Text Message 10817: Discounts to Senior Citizens

Reasons why the government gives discounts to senior citizens: 1. food – marami nang bawal. 2. transportation – nahirapan nang sumakay. 3. groceries – di na kayang buhatin. 4. cinema – malabo na ang mata. 5. concerts – mahina na ang pandinig. 6. gamot – hindi mailunok. 7. hotels – anong ggwin nman doon. enjoy […]
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Text Message 10816: Dilang masarap

Anak: nay, masarap po ba ang dila? nanay: ha? bat mo natanong anak? anak: sabi po kasi nila john lloyd, luis, billy at vhong.. “dilang masarap, malinam nam nam nam nam..”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes