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Text Message 10770: When my wife is angry

Pedro: when my wife is angry, she starts shouting at me, my childrem and even our dogs and nobody dares answer her. juan: and when you’re angry, what do you do? pedro: i also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and nobody dares to answer back!

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Text Message 10768: Married for 25 years and never had an argument

A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. “we were married 25 years before he died. never had an argument in all those years.” “amazing,” said the counselor. “how did you do it?” “i outweighed him by 40 pounds and he was a coward.”

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Text Message 10767: Panget vs maganda

Panget vs. maganda pag girlfriend mo panget: pwede na yan sa mcdo, jollibee o kaya ling nam pag maganda: dapat sofitel, shang-ri la, o mandarin pag panget: ok na kahit di ka masyadong mag-dress up pag maganda: kelangan japorms ka lagi pag panget: “wife material”… in other words, free katulong in the future pag maganda: […]

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Text Message 10766: God is keeping a record of every good deed

God is keeping a record of every good deed you’ve done. he’s keeping a record of every seed you’ve sown. you may think it went unnoticed, but god saw it;and in your time of need, because of your love and obedience, god will move heaven and earth to make sure you are taken cared of… […]

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Text Message 10765: Being defeated and giving up

Being defeated is often only a temporary condition… giving up is what makes it permanent. god bless us! have a great day!

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Text Message 10764: Love isn’t enough

To build a great relationship.. use trust as brick and patience as cement.. because sometimes, love isn’t enough.

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Text Message 10763: Lalake sweet sa umpisa

“madami naman talagang lalaking sweet, malambing, mapagmahal, ipagtatanggol ka, honest and perfect boyfriend.. sa umpisa.”

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Text Message 10762: Bukas ang City Hall nyo

Sa 1 jeep: may lalaki at babae na magkasakay di alam ng lalaki na bukas ang zipper nya pa-formal na sinabi ni babae: “sir bukas po ang zi.. city hall nyo.” pa-simpleng isinara ng lalaki zipper nya at sinabi: “eh, ineng, nakita mo bang dumungaw si mayor?” babae:”hindi po… pero lumabas po yung 2 matandang […]

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Text Message 10770: When my wife is angry

Text Message 10769: Deleted

Text Message 10768: Married for 25 years and never had an argument

Text Message 10767: Panget vs maganda

Text Message 10766: God is keeping a record of every good deed

Text Message 10765: Being defeated and giving up

Text Message 10764: Love isn’t enough

Text Message 10763: Lalake sweet sa umpisa

Text Message 10762: Bukas ang City Hall nyo

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Text Message 10758: Dating konduktora

Text Message 10757: Our friendship means a lot to me

Text Message 10756: Kaibigan di gagawa ng kalokohan