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Text Message 10740: Anong problema?

Doktor: anong problema mo iho? juan: dok, pakiramdam ko po, walang nakakarinig sa sinasabi ko! doktor: anong problema mo iho?
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Text Message 10738: New meaning of CBCP

New meaning of cbcp: catholic bishops corrupting pilipinas
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Text Message 10737: Friends come and go

“understand that friends come and go, but with precious few, you should hold on. work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more u need true and real friends who really cares for u ” good morning..
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Text Message 10736: As you breathe right now

As u breathe right now, another person takes his last. so appreciate your life; stop complaining for what you don’t have & start living for what you got. good morning. 🙂
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Text Message 10735: Seryosohin mo ang relasyon

Kung magmahal ka at papasok sa isang relasyon, seryosohin mo na. kung sobra-sobra man ang naibigay mo, at least hindi ka nagkulang.
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Text Message 10733: Lagyan ng asukal ang dagat

Sa mental hospital.. dok: kung lagyan ko ng isang kilong asukal ang dagat, tatamis ba to? baliw: hindi po! dok: yes! magaling ka na! baliw: haluin nyo muna para tumamis!
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Text Message 10731: Aso, napatay biyenan ng amo

Funeral procession.. usi: sinong namatay? juan: biyenan ko, napatay ng aso ko! usi: hmmm, pwede bang mahiram ang aso mo? juan: sa likod ang pila!
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Text Message 10730: Young couple entering marriage

A young couple at church filling out wedding application form. the young man was quite nervous. when they came to the question, “are you entering marriage of your own free will?” there war a long pause until the girl said to the guy, “write down ‘yes.'”
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Text Message 10729: God will give you everything

Money says: earn me, forget everything. time says: follow me, forget everything. future says: struggle for me, forget everything. god simply says: just remember me, i’ll give you everything. d lord be with u always!
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Text Message 10728: Huwag kang magmahal ng iba

Ang pinakamahalagang bagay na dapat tandaan kapag nagmahal ka ng isang tao ay: huwag kang magmahal ng iba.
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Text Message 10727: How to know when someone is drunk

A kid one day asked, “dad, how do you know when someone gets drunk?” the dad said to him, “son, you see those two guys over there? when someone gets drunk he sees four guys instead of two.” the kid turned around and could find only one person…
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Text Message 10726: Open is your fight

Erap: good luck manny, i know… open is your fight, i mean is “bukas ang laban mo.” manny: thanks sir, but… tomorrow is your zipper, i mean “bukas ang zipper mo.”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes