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Text Message 10695: You’re next

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, and cackling, telling me “you’re next.” they stopped after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”
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Text Message 10694: How police on bikes arrest people

You ever wonder how police on bikes arrest people? “alright, please step into the basket!”
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Text Message 10692: Laugh, share, stay happy

Laugh! (.:-) it’s the music of the soul. think! (:-) imagination has no boundaries. play! (:-) it’s the source of perpetual youth. listen! (:-) it maysomeday save your life. pray! (:-) for it is the source of unfathomable power. share! (:-) it’s too short a day to be selfish! stay happy!(:-) the joy of the […]
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Text Message 10691: Life is a song we play each day

“life is a song we play each day. for every mistake we make, the song goes out of tune. but keep on trying. one day every melody will come to its proper place.” gandang umaga!
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Text Message 10690: Good friends don’t always need conversation

“good friends don’t always need togetherness, don’t always need everyday conversation. as long as the relationship lives in the heart, it lasts forever.”
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Text Message 10689: Being deeply loved by someone

“being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”
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Text Message 10688: Mga Salawikain

Mga salawikain ni aling dionisia: *ang di lumingon sa pinanggalingan, natulala sa aking kagandahan. *aanhin pa ang droga, kung sa akin pa lang naadik na sila! *ang taong walang kibo, crush ako! *madali ang magpacute, mahirap maging cute! *bakit kailangan pang magsimba kung nasa harap mo na ang dyosa!
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Text Message 10686: You only get to keep 3 things in life

No matter how much stuff u buy,or how much money u mke,u only get 2 kip 3 things in life. *ur experiences; *true friends; *wat u nurture in ur heart. happy wk.!
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Text Message 10685: Daddy, you’re the Boss, aren’t you?

A girl and her parents were having dinner. the little girl said, “daddy, you’re the boss, aren’t you?” the dad smiled, pleased, and said yes. the little girl continued, “that’s because mummy put you in charge, right?”
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Text Message 10684: Father named his son Euro

A man goes to the civil registrar’s office to register a newborn son. when the father gave the name, “euro” to his son, the office clerk said the name is unacceptable because it’s a currency. said the father, “what? there weren’t any objection when i called my first two sons marks and francs.”
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Text Message 10683: Men are not romantic

Men are not romantic! she sends the following message.. “my love, if you’re sleeping, send me your dreams, if you’re smiling send me your smile, if you’re crying, send me your tears. i love you!” he wrote back.. “i’m in the toilet. what do i send?”:-*
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Text Message 10682: They don’t cheat because they are bad person

Not every man/woman cheats because he/she is a bad person, sometimes the person they’re with just don’t appreciate anything. after a few months/years of being together they feel like they own the person, all the beautiful things dey used to do, dey stop doing. it does not matter how long you’ve been with a person, […]
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes