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Text Message 10665: Tamad daw ako

Tonyo: araw-araw ako sinasabihan sa bahay na tamad kaya araw-araw din akong nagpaplanong maglayas! anton: bakit di natutuloy? tonyo: tinatamad ako!
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Text Message 10664: Wala kayo sa lola ko

Pedro: lola ko 85 na, itim pa buhok! andres: lola ko, 90, tumutubo pa ipen! juan: lola ko 95, nasa ospital. andres: may sakit? juan: wala, nanganak!
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Text Message 10663: Matapos ang dinner sa isang resto

Matapos ang dinner sa isang resto… italian: deliziosa cena! french: delicieux diner! american: such a delicious dinner! pinoy: pakibalot ito!
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Text Message 10662: Tinuruan kame magsulat ni teacher

Anak: nay, tinuruan po kami ni teacher na magsulat kanina! nanay: talaga? ano isinulat nyo? anak: ewan ko po! di pa po kami tinuruang magbasa eh!
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Text Message 10661: A boy took a knife

A boy took a knife and started writing his girlfriend’s name on his arm. several minutes later, he started crying like crazy… why? pain? nope. wrong spelling kasi. ayos ah..:->
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Text Message 10660: One kind word

“a jap. proverb: ‘1 kind word can warm 3 winters.’ may it be so warm as to make flowers bloom in your hands. good morning! “
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Text Message 10659: Keep the light of Jesus in your heart

Always keep the ,( light ( ,) of .-“-. jesus ,( in ur heart ( ,) to guide ur .-“-. way & 2 ‘>_ take care.
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Text Message 10658: If you’re not ready to forget

There’s a difference between love and like, wrong and right. never run if you’re not ready to step, and never forgive if you’re not ready to forget. good pm. 🙂
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Text Message 10657: You’re not looking at the road

A line written on t-shirt of a pretty girl walking on a sidewalk: “you are not looking at the road right now… be careful!” :-*
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Text Message 10656: Beat them like you beat me

A group of men were sent off to a war. their wives and girlfriends and families and friends were all waving good bye, exchanging hugs and kisses. the wife of one of them yelled, “you go big daddy, if you beat them like you beat me, the war will be over in no time!”
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Text Message 10655: Hayop na nagsisimula sa letrang X

Gorio: anong hayop ang nagsisimula sa letrang “x?” juan: meron ba yun? gorio: meron. juan: eh, ano? gorio: x-wife ko! hayop yun! inubos ang pera ko! hehehe.
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Text Message 10654: Be in love with God

What a nice feeling to be in love with god! no pains.. no heartaches.. no rejections.. just blessings! hav a ful divine love of god.. _switm0wning:)
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Text Message 10653: The best friendships

The best friendships are made in d heart, silent, unwritten, unbreakable by distance, unchangeable by time. 0nce a friend, always a friend. gudnyt…;-)
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Text Message 10652: Love and less than a three

Look at this: “<3” it’s a simple symbol of 2 important components in a relationship: “love and less than three” see? it means that love is less than three and it has no space for third party.
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes