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Text Message 10650: I do what she wants

In a family counselling seminar… priest: and now, let’s ask our model couple.. what’s the secret of your lasting relationship? jeremy: simple formulalang, padre. we divide the day into 2 parts… in the 1st half of the day, i let her do wat she wants.. and in the 2nd half, i do what she wants. […]
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Text Message 10649: Different positions with same woman

New aids awareness slogan: “try different positions with the same woman instead of the same position with different women.”
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Text Message 10647: May isyu sa Spratlys

Anak: may isyu na naman pala tungkol sa spratlys ngaun, nay, no? ina: oo. bakit? gusto mo bilhin?
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Text Message 10646: One woman giving birth every 30 minutes

Health secretary: “mr. congressman, the population growth rate of our country is very alarming. there is one woman giving birth every thirty minutes.” rep manny pacquiao: we have to stop this very critical problem right away… “find that woman !!”
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Text Message 10645: Lalakeng hindi marunong mambabae

“di ko naman talaga kailangan ng matalinong lalake, ang kailangan ko ay ung hindi marunong mambabae.”
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Text Message 10644: If being yourself upsets your friends

If being yourself upsets your friends, chances are they probably aren’t your friends. 🙂
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Text Message 10643: Kung bitter ka sa kanya

Kung bitter ka man sa kanya.. bakit di mo ipakita sa kanya na mas naging better ka nung nawala sya.
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Text Message 10642: Di makaalis ng high school

Juan: nay, gusto ko na pong mag-asawa! nanay: wag muna anak! juan: pero nay, 35 years old na po ako! nanay: yung nga, eh, di ka makaalis sa high school!
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Text Message 10641: Mas ok naluluha kesa naglalaway

Bakit kaya ang tao pag nasaktan naluluha at pag masaya naluluha din? sabagay mas ok na yun kaysa naglalaway! masaya ka nga, yucky ka naman!
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Text Message 10640: Nangungumpisal ang magnanakaw ng sapatos

Sa isang simbahan… magnanakaw: pader, patawarin nyo po ako sa aking kasalanan. pari: ano ung kasalanan mo anak? magnanakaw: nag nakaw po ako 15 na pares ng sapatos. pari: aba eh malaking kasalanan yan… pero mapapatawad ka ng diyos. magnanakaw: ganun po ba… salamat po pader. pari: yun nga lang sa isang kundisyon. magnanakaw: ano […]
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Text Message 10639: Rivers never reverse its flow

Rivers never reverse its flow, so try to live like a river, forget your past and focus on your future… have a happy day!
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Text Message 10638: Why people judge your decisions?

“why do people feel the need to judge you for the decisions you make for yourself in life? if you’re happy, then that should be enough.” have a great day.
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Text Message 10637: Turkey and Chile mixed with Greece

What three countries give you indigestion when you visit them? turkey and chile mixed with greece altogether!;-)
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes