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Text Message 12806: Do re mi fa so landi mo

Doremi song: gf: do-re-mi-fa-so- landi-mo.. bitch: do-ti-la-so- paki-lam-mo? bitch: do-re-mi-a-gaw- ko-bf-mo.. gf: do-ti-la-so-ta-ngi- na-mo! txtb?60
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Text Message 12805: Hinulog mo na lahat ng tinidor

Yung hinulog mo na lahat ng tinidor niyo wala pa rin dumadating na lalake sa buhay mo! 😀
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Text Message 12804: I’m scared that it’s closed

Claustrophobia is fear of closed spaces. for example: i am going to the liquor store and i’m scared that it’s closed.
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Text Message 12803: Ang life parang holidays

Ang life parang holidays.. pag may pera ka, pasko.. pag malungkot ka, semana santa.. pag in love ka, valentines.. pag maingay ka, new year.. try mo tumingin sa salamin.. oh, diba.. halloween. joke, joke, joke.
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Text Message 12802: You’ll be sleeping with the President

Night before the election, mitt romney was very confident & told his wife, anne, “this time tomorrow night, you’ll be sleeping with the president of the united states.” after mitt’s concede speech, they head to bed. ann was getting undressed when she asked, “so how does this work? is barack coming over here or am […]
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Text Message 12801: You are not here to save the world

You are not here to save the world, but you are here to touch the hands that are within your reach. be blessed!
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Text Message 12800: Love is not all about happiness

“love is not all about happiness. it’s not a walk in the park. there will be arguments. there will be hurting. it may seem that the magic fades sometimes, but the test of true love is how you hold on to one another and fight for your love when the battle seems to be a […]
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Text Message 12799: If they wanted to stay

“if you are having a hard time letting go.. realize that if they wanted to stay.. they would still be there.” -boom! xd #hereiam goodevening 🙂
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Text Message 12798: The last time I spoke to a Bush

Ex u. s. president george “w” bush was at an airport when he saw an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard and hair, and carrying two stone tablets in his arms. he approached the man and asked, “aren’t you moses?” but the man kept silent and continued walking. w […]
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Text Message 12797: Stop giving away your power

Stop giving away your power to fear and worry. face what you fear, take away the unknown and regain the power that you’ve lost to worry. have a fearless life.
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Text Message 12796: He is with you

There will be days when it takes all the strength we have within us to hold it together. on those days… believe in the promise of tomorrow and know you are not alone, he is with you. happy weekend!
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Text Message 12795: Minahal ko dati, hayop

Nakakamiss rin pala magmahal at umibig ng tao noh? kasi yung minahal ko dati. hayop eh.
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Text Message 12794: The election is over

Overheard after the 2012 u. s. election… “the election is over. my party lost, your party won. so let us be friends, let arguments pass. i’ll hug my elephant (symbol of the republican party) and you kiss your ass (symbol of the democratic party).:d
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Text Message 12793: So you’re telling me AMALAYER?

Nanay: anak! nagaaral ka ba talaga? anak: oo naman po nay! nanay: eh bat ganito grades mo? ang baba! anak: so you’re telling me amalayer?! (dedicated to the rude lady passenger who boarded the mrt yesterday at the santolan station)
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Text Message 12792: Fear has two meanings

F-e-a-r has two meanings: 1. forget everything and run or 2. face everything and rise. the choice is yours! do not be afraid! gandang araw!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes