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Text Message 10635: Man won’t fit in an electric chair

A man sentenced to die in an electric chair can’t fit into the chair on execution day. the warden puts him on diet but the man gains another 10 kilos. he puts him on bread and water and he gains 10 more kilos. he tried only water and he gains 5 kilos. exasperated, the warden […]

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Text Message 10633: It’s a microwave oven

Once sen. lapid walks into the store and asked the clerk, “may i buy this nice tv?” sales lady said, “senator, that’s not a tv, it’s a microwave oven.”:-*

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“my boss is so rude,” the dense girl to a friend. “he wanted to come up to my place and pet my pussy! i told him, ‘you’re totally out of your mind!’ i said, ‘i am allergic to cats in the first place, so why should i own one?'”

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Text Message 10631: No one becomes perfect at once

No one becomes perfect at once; but as from little faults we fall into great, so by the practice of lesser virtues we ascend to the heroic. happy wednesday!

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Text Message 10630: We’re still single

For singles out there. . . we might be single now.. but who knows in the future? the next day.. next month.. next year.. nothing has changed.. we’re still single, 😀

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Text Message 10629: The way we respond to challenge

“nothing in life makes us grow more than the way we respond to challenge..” trust and believe in god who makes all things possible. enjoy his wonderfulblessings today! be safe.. be blessed.. be a blessing to others..

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Text Message 10628: Don’t mind things that depress you

Better not to mind the things that depress you, because it only makes you weak inside and out. there’s a lot of things you can give your time into, don’t get struck with the things that ruins your day. just smile, help yourself and be happy. good morning.

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Text Message 10627: Do your best during the relationship

Do your best during the relationship. not after the relationship. because by that time, efforts are no longer appreciated. 🙂

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Text Message 10626: Woman looks in the mirror

Woman looks in the mirror and says, “look at me: my hair is white, my skin is yellow, i have no teeth, one chest is bigger than the one. tell me something good.” her husband replied, “your eye sight is still good.”

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Text Message 10625: Wife just gave birth to quintuplets

Tonyo’s wife just gave birth to quintuplets. he calls his best friend juan to tell him the good news. the call was choppy so juan asks, “tonyo! can you repeat that?!” tonyo proudly replies, “yeah i can! but i don’t think i can afford to have five more children!”

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Text Message 10624: God makes you fall at times

I aimed at a beautiful flower in the branches of a tall tree… but i lost my balance & consequently fell in a pond… i was disappointed… my eyes were closed w/ tears… but when i regained calmness, i saw many beautiful lotus floating around me… this is life… god makes you fall at times, […]

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Text Message 10635: Man won’t fit in an electric chair

Text Message 10634: Deleted

Text Message 10633: It’s a microwave oven

Text Message 10632: Deleted

Text Message 10631: No one becomes perfect at once

Text Message 10630: We’re still single

Text Message 10629: The way we respond to challenge

Text Message 10628: Don’t mind things that depress you

Text Message 10627: Do your best during the relationship

Text Message 10626: Woman looks in the mirror

Text Message 10625: Wife just gave birth to quintuplets

Text Message 10624: God makes you fall at times

Text Message 10623: Pahabain ang isang relasyon

Text Message 10622: The heart longs for the same friends

Text Message 10621: Time, heart, and behavior decides