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Text Message 10605: You wake up early like a cock

Husband: i’m not feeling well today. wife: go and get yourself checked by a vet. husband: why is that?! wife: day in and day out, you wake up early like a cock. run like a horse tn your job. work like an ass all day long. after you return home, you bark at me like […]
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Text Message 10604: Push up bottom

A guy bought a new deodorant and followed the instructions, “remove cap, push up bottom.” he can barely walk now but when he farts the room smells lovely. :-*
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Text Message 10601: Significance of the folded napkin

Did u know? — significance of d folded napkin {dt covered jesus’ head} accdg to hebrew tradition d folded napkin had to do wd d “master and servant” -every jewish boy knew this. if d master wadded d napkin & tossed it onto d table, it meant “i’m done”. but if d master got up […]
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Text Message 10600: Life itself is a challenge

“life itself is a challenge that we ought to face. you lose some, you win some, but if you never give up, you will discover that sacrifices have the greatest rewards.” good morning. 🙂
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Text Message 10599: Boys leave us crying

Never trust boys completely becoz they just hurt girls. at first,they show love but when they get what they need in us, they’ll leave us crying! boys are born to be liars, so don’t ever believe when a guy says he can’t live without you because he says that to all the girls he likes […]
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Text Message 10597: May Chinese na naghuhukay

Today’s quote: ang tubig na tahimik ay malalim; ang tubig na maingay, may chinese na naghuhukay (sa spratlys).
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Text Message 10596: I left my sins at the supermarket

A lady with hearing problem goes to confession. the priest asked her to tone down as everyone in the church could hear her. he suggested that she write down what she had to say in advance. at her next confession, she handed a note to the priest. he read it and said, “what is this? […]
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Text Message 10595: Ang katangahan, iniiwan sa bahay

Misis: honey, dapat ang katangahan, iniiwan sa bahay! mister: korek ka dyan, honey, kaya nga lagi kitang iniiwan! bakit ba kasi sama ka ng sama?
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Text Message 10594: Mag konduktor ka

Gusto mo bang makarating sa iba’t ibang lugar na may cash on hand ka? puwes, simple lang! mag konduktor ka! 😀
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Text Message 10593: Are you a Wonder Woman?

Are you a wonder woman? like say… i wonder where i left my keys, i wonder where i placed my eyeglasses and cellphone, i wonder where my money went, i wonder, … hmm well, what else…? so enjoy while you can still remember wonder woman! :-*
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Text Message 10591: Good morning with care

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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes