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Text Message 10575: Butas ng ilong ng gorilya

Sa zoo. juan: pare, bakit kaya anlaki ng butas ng ilong ng gorilya? pete: natural, kasi anlaki ng daliri nila! kung maliit butas, paano sila mangungulangot?
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Text Message 10574: Likes and dislikes ko

“gusto mong malaman ang likes and dislikes ko? gusto kita, at auko sa iba!”
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Text Message 10573: Needing someone

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. if he isn’t there the first time you need him, chances are you won’t be needing him again. 🙂 good pm. 😀
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Text Message 10572: Kapag hindi ka natuto lumaro

Today’s quote: “sa mundong ito, kapag hindi ka natuto lumaro, mamamatay kang mahirap! kuha mo?” ~ xyriel manabat, 100 days to heaven (2011)
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Text Message 10571: Bakit ko pa aayusin?

Nanay: ayusin mo kama mo! anak: nay, magugulo lang ulit, bakit ko pa aayusin? para lang akong nagmahal tapos masasaktan lang muli. nanay: nagdrama ang tamad. wag ka na ring kumain! tutal idudumi mo lang din naman! sira ulo!
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Text Message 10570: Wife treats me like a dog

Man: (worried) my wife treats me as if i were a dog. shrink: does she abuse you? hit you? starve you? man: no worse, she wants me to be faithful.:-d
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Text Message 10569: Wife tries to scare husband

Wife was worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright. she draped herself in a white sheet and went down to a cemetery, knowing that her husband was in the habit of taking a short cut through it on his way home from the bar. it was […]
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Text Message 10568: Like thermonuclear bombs

Wives and girlfriends are like thermonuclear bombs. they’re exciting at first, but the fallout last for years!
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Text Message 10567: Wealth and poverty

Wealth is not a mark of god’s favor. neither is poverty a mark of his judgment. they are the two great tests of character that will expose our hearts! be a good steward of all the things god has given. keep our faith burning & serve god above self. god bless & good day!
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Text Message 10566: Change is exactly what we need

“there are things in our life that aren’t meant to stay. sometimes, change may not be what we want but sometimes change is exactly what we need.”
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Text Message 10565: Secrets don’t destroy, suspicion does

Every relationship is bound to fall apart when you start keeping things to yourself. secrets don’t destroy things but suspicion does.
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Text Message 10564: Finally falling out of love

The best feeling in the world isn’t falling inlove. it’s finally falling out of love with someone who never loved you. 🙂
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Text Message 10563: Terrorits making letter bombs

2 terrorists were making letter bombs. after they had finished. . t1: do you think i put enough explosive in this envelope? t2: i don’t know! open it and see. t1: but it will explode! t2: don’t be stupid! the envelope is not addressed to us!
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Text Message 10562: Humanap ng isa pang asawa

Mister: (nagbabasa ng diaryo) ayon dito sa survey, ang lalaking may-asawa ay mas mahaba ang buhay kesa lalaking walang asawa. misis: kaya pasalamat ka at napangasawa mo ako. mister: kaya dapat humanap ako ng isang pang asawa para humaba ang buhay ko!:-p
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Text Message 10561: IJK, Im Just Kidding

A wife asked her husband to describe her. he said, “you’re a, b, c. d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k.” she asked, “what does that mean?” he said, “adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot.” she said, “oh, that’s so lovely! what about… i, j, k?” he said, “i’m just kidding!”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes