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Text Message 10560: Anung luto ang gusto ninyo?

Senora: marya, dadalaw mamaya ang mga bayaw at hipag ko mula probinsya kaya magluto ka ng marami. marya: opo mam! anung luto ang gusto ninyo, yung magtatagal sila dito, o yung uuwi kaagad sa probinsya!

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Text Message 10559: Having a girlfriend along with a wife

Having a “wife” is a part of living… . . . but.. . . . having a “girlfriend” along with a “wife” is the art of living… 😀

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Text Message 10558: I’m pulling my hair out

Two guys in a business invested all their money into it. something goes wrong and they lose their money. one guy goes crazy and pulls his hair out. the other guy is calm with his hand in his pocket. the 1st guy says, “how can you be so calm, i’m here pulling my hair out!” […]

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Text Message 10557: If you can’t afford a doctor

:-pif you can’t afford a doctor, go to an airport. you’ll get a free x-ray and breast exam; and if you mention al qaeda, you’ll get a free colonoscopy. so there!:-*

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Text Message 10556: Dry ng lips mo

Boy: dry ng lips mo… girl: talaga? boy: halika nga dito para di mag dry… girl: weh? hahalikan mo lang aq eh… boy: lalagyan ko ng lip gloss… ambisyosang to!

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Text Message 10555: Deleted

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Text Message 10554: Kahit hindi tayo meant to be

Today’s quote: “kahit hindi tayo meant to be, eh ano? make a mistake with me. malay mo, maka-tsamba ka sa maling choice.” ~ janus del prado, i do (2010) 🙂

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Text Message 10553: Your blessings are better than your burdens

You deserve a day where worries don’t get in the way of anything.. a day where, even if some people are insensitive or unkind, you’re not going to mind because the blessings you received are far better than the burdens you experience.. stay positive in life! god is in control.. good day! god bless!

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Text Message 10552: Iba pag wala siya

Ang tao ngbabago lalo na paulit ulit ang nangyayari. kahit gaano ka pa kasigurado sa posisyon mo sa kanya, pg bigla syang napagod at nakaramdam ng kawalan ng pagppahalaga, kht isa k pa sa taong pnkamahalaga s buhay nya.. mgagawa ka nyang iwan para malaman mong iba pag wala sya. 🙂

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Text Message 10560: Anung luto ang gusto ninyo?

Text Message 10559: Having a girlfriend along with a wife

Text Message 10558: I’m pulling my hair out

Text Message 10557: If you can’t afford a doctor

Text Message 10556: Dry ng lips mo

Text Message 10555: Deleted

Text Message 10554: Kahit hindi tayo meant to be

Text Message 10553: Your blessings are better than your burdens

Text Message 10552: Iba pag wala siya

Text Message 10551: Save your own heart

Text Message 10550: Tanduay Ice, bawal i-share

Text Message 10549: Your problem is my problem

Text Message 10548: Lechon, di nakaka-high blood

Text Message 10547: Grab it now

Text Message 10546: Ang long quote naman