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Text Message 10500: Sandali, ipopost ko lang sa Facebook!

Nanay: naku! anak! lumabas ka dyan sa kwarto! nasusunog ang bahay natin! anak: waaaaah! nay, sandali lang! ipopost ko lang sa facebook! nanay: bilisan mo! at buksan mo na din account ko… share mo!

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Text Message 10499: Pag nag-aaway kami ni misis

Max: pag nag-aaway kami ni misis, yumuyuko siya sa takot! juan: misis ko naman tumitingala! max: bakit? juan: sabi nya, “hoy! bumaba ka dyan sa aparador!”

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Text Message 10497: Meron silang malawak na niyogan

Lolo: hoy apo, si corazon lang ang nababagay sayo dahil meron silang malawak na niyogan! apo: lolo naman, kailan pa po ako naging kudkuran! 😀

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Text Message 10496: Give husband an opportunity to speak

Wife (to doctor): my husband has the habit of talking in sleep. what should i give him to cure? doctor: give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake. :p

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Text Message 10495: Happiness will find us

“we don’t have to figure out where we’ll find true happiness. we just try to make others happy & happiness will find us.” god bless. 😉

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Text Message 10494: Contentment is not always a fulfillment

“contentment is not always the fulfilment of what you want. it’s the realization of how blessed you are for what you already have.”

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Text Message 10493: A poem, a song, and a sermon

3 boys were bragging on their fathers. 1st boy said his father scribbles a few words on a paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $100 for it. 2nd boy said his father scribbles a few words on a paper and calls it a song, and he gets $300 for it. 3rd […]

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Text Message 10492: Kids take nine months to download

High tech generation… a 21st century kid to another: “i never want to have kids because they take nine months to download!”

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Text Message 10489: Nakikipag-away sa kapitbahay

Boy: pulisss! pulissss! pulis: bakit?! boy: tulungan nyo kami! isang oras nang nkikipag-away ang tatay ko sa kpitbahay namin! pulis: bat ngyon mo lngkmi tinawag, isang oras na pala?! boy: nung una kasi ay nananalo ang tatay ko!

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Text Message 10487: Congratulations on your new location

A new business was opening and one of its friends sent flowers for the occasion. it arrived at the new site and the card read “rest in peace.” the business owner angrily called the florist to complain of the obvious mistake. the florist said, “i’m sorry but rather than get angry, you should imagine that […]

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Text Message 10486: Ms. Shamcey Supsup-Bhutto

Bb. pilipinas-universe, ms. shamcey supsup, is dating the son of the former prime minister of pakistan if they marry, she’ll be mrs. shamcey.. supsup-bhutto!

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Text Message 10500: Sandali, ipopost ko lang sa Facebook!

Text Message 10499: Pag nag-aaway kami ni misis

Text Message 10498: Deleted

Text Message 10497: Meron silang malawak na niyogan

Text Message 10496: Give husband an opportunity to speak

Text Message 10495: Happiness will find us

Text Message 10494: Contentment is not always a fulfillment

Text Message 10493: A poem, a song, and a sermon

Text Message 10492: Kids take nine months to download

Text Message 10491: Deleted

Text Message 10490: Deleted

Text Message 10489: Nakikipag-away sa kapitbahay

Text Message 10488: Deleted

Text Message 10487: Congratulations on your new location

Text Message 10486: Ms. Shamcey Supsup-Bhutto