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Text Message 10485: Two things define our success in life

Two things define our success in life: 1. the way we manage when we have nothing, and 2. the way we behave when we have everything. good am and god bless!
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Text Message 10484: Everyone may not be good

Everyone may not be good but there is always something good in everyone. never judge anyone quickly, for every saint has a past & every sinner has a future. god bless us!
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Text Message 10483: Become the right person

Popular culture tells us: “find the right person and fall in love” god tells us: “become the right person and walk in love” good morning.
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Text Message 10482: Eat, drink and be Mary

Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? all he wanted to do was eat, drink and be mary.
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Text Message 10481: You must bring the change

Quote: “change can’t be given to you everytime, you must bring the change..” great line said by. . . . . . . . a bus conductor.. now read it once more.
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Text Message 10480: Pagkakaiba ng Azkals at Kris Aquino

Ano pagkakaiba ng azkals at kris aquino? ang azkals may james and phil younghusband. c kris aquino may james at philip na oldhusbands! 🙁
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Text Message 10479: Can I marry your daughter?

Boy (to girl’s father): this is just a formality but i still ask, can i marry your daughter? father: who told you it’s just a formality? boy: the pregnancy test report.
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Text Message 10478: Loving the wrong person

Loving the wrong person for some reason is lyk a pack of cigarette.. it comes w/a warning.. one day you’ll say, this is my last stick then i’ll quit! but then again you really never did. good morning.
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Text Message 10477: Kung iiwas ka

“qng iiwas ka, dka ta2maan. qng nk2ta mu ng ta2maan ka’t dka umiwas, la kang karapatang umaray pg tnamaan kna..” nina2
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Text Message 10476: A friend who puts me down secretly

I’d rather have an enemy who says that they hate me, than to keep a “friend” whose mission is to put me down secretly.
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Text Message 10475: Jeep na wala pang laman

Sa pilahan ng jeep… juan: manong, di pa ba tayo aalis? driver: mayamaya po, wala pang laman eh! juan: eh ano po tawag ninyo sa akin sabaw?!
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Text Message 10474: Good new bad news: Amputee

Man was involved in an accident. when he woke up in a hospital, the doc tells him, “sir, i have good news and bad news for you.” the man becomes nervous and asks, “what is the bad news! doc says, “we have to amputate both of your legs to save your life.” the man asks […]
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Text Message 10473: Sorry I lost yesterday

Juan: maam, sori po wala ako kahapon kasi nanganak inay ko! guro: in english! juan: maam, sori i lost yesterday becoz my mom is born! guro: gud! set down!
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Text Message 10472: Stand like a tree

If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand like a tree. if you fall on the ground, fall like a seed that grows back to fight again. have a great day!
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Text Message 10471: Keeping their feelings

Most of the time.. boys are good in keeping their feelings when they love someone. but girls are better in keeping their feelings when they are hurting too much because of someone. 🙂

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes