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Text Message 10470: How to Tackle A Wife

Guy searching on google: “how to tackle a wife.” google search result: “sorry… even we are searching…”
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Text Message 10469: Totoo bang Magna ang anak mo?

Babae1: wow, ang daming handa ng anak mo, mare! may lydia’s lechon pa! totoo bang magna ang anak mo? babae2: totoo, mare! magna-nine years na siya sa 4th year high school. laking pasasalamat namin at nakapasa rin sa wakas!
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Text Message 10468: Father, ginaw na ginaw ako

Nun: father, ginaw na ginaw ako. pari: ako rin sister. gusto mo gawin natin ang ginagawa ng mag-asawa? nun: oo father! (kinikilig) pari: sige, pagtimpla mo akong kape! nun: bullshit! mag-timpla ka mag-isa mo! pari: bakit ka galit! nun: ganyan sumagot ang asawa!:-*
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Text Message 10466: Nagugunaw na ang mundo? Araay! Ang init!

Juan: huh? nagugunaw na ang mundo? ahhh! araay! ang init! araay! nanay: hoy batugan, gumising ka na! ala-una na! tirik na sa mukha mo yung araw!
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Text Message 10465: Puyat ako sa napanaginipan ko kagabi

Ipe: pare, puyat na puyat ako sa napanaginipan ko kagabi! max: paano ka napuyat na natutulog? ano ba panaginip mo? ipe: sekyu daw ako na naka-duty!
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Text Message 10464: Dami na CCTV camera

Juan: nung panahon ko, p50 lang dala ko sa mall, meron na akong t-shirt, pants, panyo, medyas. anak: eh ngayon po? juan: mahirap na, dami na cctv camera!
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Text Message 10462: Mag a-apply po akong aso

Pedro: mag a-apply po akong boy. amo: ok, ang job mo i-feed ang aso ng ham sa umaga, steak sa tanghali at sausage sa gabi. pedro: mag a-apply po akong aso!:-d
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Text Message 10461: Mahirap magulpi

Erap: pare, ano una tinitingnan pag nakakasalubong ka ng magandang girl? pacman: una ku tinitingan ung mata ng misis ku, mahirap ng magulpi! 😛
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Text Message 10460: The second day of a new world

Today is monday, may 23, 2011, the second day of a new world. congrats! you survived the rapture last saturday. :-*
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Text Message 10459: Find a reason to be grateful

People who can always find a reason to be grateful will always be stronger than ones who can only find a reason to complain. 🙂 good morning.
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Text Message 10458: San ka mas bibilib?

San ka mas bibilib ? sa ta0ng gngwa ang lhat alang2 sa pag ibig o sa pusang nagggitara?
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Text Message 10457: Pag nagmahal ka

Pg ngmahal ka pmunta k dun s mabuti ndi s mabait lng.. pliin m0 ung ya2kapin k khit d ka nligo, ung ha2likan k khit bgong gcng ka.. pliin m0 ung mgpapaluha xeo s ka2tawa ndi ung iiyakan m0 pra ikay mptawad.. pliin m0 ung mka2sama m0 s bwat araw ng buhay m0,ndi ung puro […]
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Text Message 10456: The key to a beautiful relationship

“the key to a beautiful relationship between two people begins with trust, honesty and real admiration.” good pm. :3

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes