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Text Message 10395: Alamat ng waka waka

Ang alamat ng waka waka: noong unang panahon,cna pedro at juan ay gumgwa ng homework s geography. nainis c pedro kse hndi mkta ni juan ang africa s mapa… p: (knukuha ang mapa) amin na, mina. j: eh eh,wag ka wag ka, eh eh. p: amin na,mina. sa kalewa. j: alam na, ah ah. p: […]

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Text Message 10394: Get, get and forgets

God gives, gives and f0rgives… while man get, get and f0rgets… ;-)a blessed m0rning!

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Text Message 10393: Deleted

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Text Message 10392: Pagalingan sa Espada

Pagalingan sa espada chinese: hyaaaah! patay agad ang langaw. hapon: hyaaaah! putol ulo ng langaw. pinoy: hyaaaah! lumipad ang langaw. chinese at hapon: haha… bobo ka pala eh! pinoy: ha! papatayin pala akala ko tutuliin lang! b-)

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Text Message 10391: Kung dudukot ako ng pera

A teacher was teaching class about difference between right & wrong. “okay, children. kung dudukot ako ng pera sa bulsa ng 1 tao, ano ako?” little tikyo raised his hand, & with a confident smile he said.. “ikaw ay kanyang asawa”:-d

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Text Message 10389: May F sa card ni Juan

Ang card ni juan.. inay: juan, bakit may red color ang grades mo? juan: naubusan kasi ng black ballpen ung titser namin eh.. inay: ui! may apat na ‘f’ dito ah… ano un? juan: inay, ang meaning po nun ay fasado. inay: aah, akala ko pa naman ferfect! :-*

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Text Message 10388: Attraction and Aversion

The senses have been conditioned by attraction to the pleasant and aversion to the unpleasant. a person should not be ruled by these for they are obstacles in his path. gandang umaga!

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Text Message 10387: Forgiveness is the highest spiritual practice

Forgiveness is the highest spiritual practice. it begins when you recall those who hurt you and feel the power to wish them well. god bless us!

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Text Message 10386: You can miss someone who is gone

Y0u can miss s0me0ne who’s g0ne, even s0meone who m0ved away. but the w0rst is… t0 miss s0me0ne .,wh0’s just ar0und but seems s0 far ;(

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Text Message 10385: Bago mo marealize ang pagkakamali mo

“hihintayin mo pa bang magbago ako sayo, bago mo tuluyang marealize ang pagkakamali mo?” good morning.

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Text Message 10384: Ang tunay na maganda

Ang tunay na maganda. -hindi na kailangan magpakita ng cleavage. -hindi kailangan magpakita ng pusod. -hindi kailangan naka-make up. -hindi ini-edit masyado ang pictures sa photoshop. ..at lalong ndi nya kailangan ng maraming boyfriend para mapansin. ang tunay na maganda, smile pa lang, pamatay na!

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Text Message 10395: Alamat ng waka waka

Text Message 10394: Get, get and forgets

Text Message 10393: Deleted

Text Message 10392: Pagalingan sa Espada

Text Message 10391: Kung dudukot ako ng pera

Text Message 10390: Deleted

Text Message 10389: May F sa card ni Juan

Text Message 10388: Attraction and Aversion

Text Message 10387: Forgiveness is the highest spiritual practice

Text Message 10386: You can miss someone who is gone

Text Message 10385: Bago mo marealize ang pagkakamali mo

Text Message 10384: Ang tunay na maganda

Text Message 10383: When I die, you will miss me

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