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Text Message 10380: Ang teacher, erase the board lang

Swerte ang mga teachers ang lawyer kung magkamali preso ang kliyente. ang doktor kung magkamali patay pasyente. ang engineer kung magkamali colapse ang building. ang teacher kung magkamali erase the board lang! 😀

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Text Message 10379: Life is like a jar of jalapenos

Forest gump was wrong. life isn’t a like a box of chocolates.. it’s like a jar of jalapenos. what you do today may burn your ass tomorrow! 😛

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Text Message 10377: God may break our nests

God may break our comfortable nests now and then, but behind every difficult change lies his love and eternal purpose.. never fear change when it comesfrom someone whose love for us never changes.. have a nice day!:-)

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Text Message 10376: A reminder of how special your are

Once in a while, good people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are… with this message, consider yourself reminded.. 🙂

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Text Message 10375: Someone else needs you

Do you know why god keeps on extending your life up to this m0ment? its not because you need it, but because someone else needs you.

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Text Message 10374: Baka sakaling hanapin nya

”kung hindi niya ma-appreciate ang mga kabutihang ipinapakita mo sa kanya, eh subukan mong itago.. baka sakaling hanapin niya.”

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Text Message 10373: Ikaw malayo sa akin

“msrap tngnan ang mga mla2y0ng tnawin, per0 ayaw k0ng tnawin..ikaw mlay0 skin”

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Text Message 10372: Pain makes people change

Always remember: “pain makes people change” so don’t hurt them when you don’t want them to change.

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Text Message 10371: When you’ve set your heart for someone

“no matter how many handsome and beautiful faces you set your eyes upon, you will never notice them if you really have set your heart for someone.”

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Text Message 10370: You will make time for it

“you make time for what you choose to have time for. if you want it in your life, you make time for it.” good aftie.. 🙂

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Text Message 10369: Simpleng inspirasyon

Ndi la’at nq mzaya ai nza relazyon. . . . dhil my ibanq tao n kuntento n kht sa. . . . . simpleng inspirasyon

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Text Message 10368: Hindi tumama-tama ang sagot

Ang pinoy hindi tumama-tama ang sagot kahit maayos ang tanong… q: kumain ka na ba? a: busog pa ako. q: saan kayo galing? a: lumabas lang kami. q: paanomo ginawa ‘yan? a: madali lang. q: bakit wala ka kahapon? a: absent ako. q: anong oras na? a: maaga pa. q: saan ka na ba? a: […]

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Text Message 10367: Pedro, late sa klase

Late nakarating si pedro sa klase. titser: there is no seat for a late-comer in my classroom, so you better get out! pedro: but, mam? titser: anong but, but? i said get out! pedro: ok, mam, sayang babayaran ko na sana ung kinuha kong longanisa, tocino, tsaka ung celphone load! titser: ohh, i’m just kidding […]

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Text Message 10380: Ang teacher, erase the board lang

Text Message 10379: Life is like a jar of jalapenos

Text Message 10378: Deleted

Text Message 10377: God may break our nests

Text Message 10376: A reminder of how special your are

Text Message 10375: Someone else needs you

Text Message 10374: Baka sakaling hanapin nya

Text Message 10373: Ikaw malayo sa akin

Text Message 10372: Pain makes people change

Text Message 10371: When you’ve set your heart for someone

Text Message 10370: You will make time for it

Text Message 10369: Simpleng inspirasyon

Text Message 10368: Hindi tumama-tama ang sagot

Text Message 10367: Pedro, late sa klase

Text Message 10366: Deleted