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Text Message 10335: Doctor says, I don’t know what it is

Doctor says, “if it doesn’t clear up in a week, give me a a call.” means. . “i don’t know what it is. maybe it will go away by itself.” 😀
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Text Message 10334: Life after death?

“do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his new employees. “yes, sir,” the employee, replied. “well, then that makes everything just fine,” the boss said “you know after you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped by to see you.”
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Text Message 10332: I’m still paying

“dad, how much did you spend on your wedding day?” asked his daughter. “well,” said her dad, “i have been married with your mom for 30 years now and i’m still paying!” 😀
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Text Message 10331: The Golden Rule?

The golden rule? “do one to others before others do one to you.” 😀
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Text Message 10327: Mom, I’ve got a stomach ache

6 year old girl complains, “mom, i’ve got a stomach ache.” “that’s because your stomach is empty,” the mom replied. “you would feel better if you had something in it.” later, the dad came complaining of a headache all day. girl perks up. “that’s because it’s empty,” she said. “you’d feel better if you had […]
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Text Message 10326: What you carry in your heart

It is said that what really matters in this life is not what u hold in ur hands, but what u carry in ur heart… may ur heart feel no anger and pain, but may it be filled with a lot of love, friendship, values, virtues, goodness & most of all… god’s blessings!
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Text Message 10325: Today

Today~~i’ll laugh and let my heart sing for none of us knows what tomorrow may bring…. today~~i’ll be thankful that god’s on my side, no need to worry, no need to hide…. today~~i’ll proclaim it: “his promises are true”. faith can move mountains and save countries, too…. today~~i’ll live it, as god would intend enjoying […]
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Text Message 10324: Prayers are like songs

Prayers are like songs.. composed by our hearts, desires, thoughts & emotions. keep on praying ‘coz god enjoys listening to our songs.. praise god 4 saving us!
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Text Message 10323: Quit saying it’s impossible

Quit saying it’s impossible. even the word itself says “i’m possible” good morning.
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Text Message 10322: Ang magpaparamdam sayo ng karma

Hindi sa lahat ng panahon ikaw ang naglalaro sa damdamin ng iba. darating ang oras na magmamahal ka.. at ang taong mamahalin mo ang magpaparamdam sayo ng karma.
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Text Message 10321: I miss you

“your temporary absence from my immediate vicinity seems to affect a slight depression of sorts within this realms’ day-to-day existence.” in short: ‘i miss you..’

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes