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Text Message 10305: As your awful wedded wife

Solemnizing priest to groom: do u take elizabeth as your awful wedded wife? groom: father, lawful not awful.
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Text Message 10304: Deleted

Q: what is your first clue you are checking into a kinky hotel? . . . . . a: the doorman flashes you on the way in.:-d
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Text Message 10303: Respect is a two-way street

“respect, like trust is a two-way street. if you’re not willing to give it, then you definitely don’t deserve it.”
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Text Message 10302: Kape at tinapay

*pag aq0 umibig kcng linaw ng 2big. *pag aq0e nbig0 kcng lab0 ng dug0. *pg aq0 nmatay, wag ka ng mkiramay, alm q0 ang pkay m0.. kape at tinapay (:
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Text Message 10301: Pwede ba kitang ihatid?

Reality: attitude of boys nanliligaw pa lng: pwede b ktang ihatid? naging sila na: so pwd na ktang ihatid everyday? 3-6 months na sila na: cge na nga, ihahatid na kta! 6 months – 1 year: hatid pa ba kta? 1 year up: text mo na lng ako pg nka uwi ka na. 🙂
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Text Message 10299: Minahal ka din

– minahal ka din naman siguro ng taong akala mo ay hindi ka minahal, kaya lang sa paraang alam niya at hindi sa paraang gusto at inaasahan mo
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Text Message 10298: Oil company at gasolina

Alm mu pra kng oil company .. at ako naman ang gasolina .. kasi ikaw ang dahilan .. kung bkit ako nagmamahal ng sobra-sobra!
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Text Message 10297: When you found a reason to stay

It’s funny how sometimes you’ve been doing everything to get out of one place, and when you’ve found perfect time to leave. its when you’ve also found a reason to stay.
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Text Message 10296: Hindi porke mahal mo pa

Hindi porke mahal mo pa sya eh makikipagbalikan kana .. bakit? pag nahulog ba yung kinakain mo pupulutin mo pa rin kahit madumi na dahil lang sa nagugutom kapa?
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Text Message 10295: Bahala ka sa buhay mo

Kung maiinis ka sakin at sasabihin mong: “bahala ka sa buhay mo!” eto lang isasagot ko sayo, ”sure! ikaw ang buhay ko, so,aq n bhala sayo.!”
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Text Message 10294: Matuto ka man sa bandang huli

“matuto ka man sa bandang huli.. huli pa rin yun.” good morning. 🙂
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Text Message 10293: When you pray, just believe

God never takes away one thing from us without the intention of giving us something better. when you pray, don’t beg or struggle just believe morning!!!
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Text Message 10292: Make habit of forgiving

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes. then how can we hate others for their small mistakes? strange but true! so make habit of forgiving.
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Text Message 10291: Someone in heaven smiles

“even if your kindness won’t be acknowledged by anyone.. remember that someone in heaven smiles for what you’ve done.”
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Text Message 10290: True emotions must be expressed

“true emotions must be expressed by telling it to someone with all your heart and not by your thumb through texting !

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes