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Text Message 10289: See how I fell for you?

.. may isang guy na nadulas sa harap ng crush nya sbay humirit .. “see how i fell for you”
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Text Message 10288: Akin ka lang

“akin ka lang.” -the selfish line i’ve ever heard but the sweetest thing that everyone loves to hear. 🙂
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Text Message 10287: My daddy can do anything

“mom, where do babies come from?” mom sighs knowing this day would come so she sits her daughter down for a long talk about the birds and the bees. after mom has finished, the girl is silent. mom asked if she still has any questions. “yes,” she said, “how about little kittens, how does it […]
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Text Message 10284: Husband in the couch

Co-workers sympathized as a lady complained that her back was sore from moving furnitures. “why didn’t you wait till your husband got home?” someone asked. “i could have,” the lady told the group, “but the couch is easier to move if he’s not on it.”
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Text Message 10283: Shortcomings are inevitable

In life… shortcomings, loss and setbacks are inevitable…. but…. sufferings, worry and sadness are all optional. be cheerful and happy always!!! just take care of your health and loved ones… happiness will follow you wherever you go or be!!! god bless!
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Text Message 10282: When you carry the Bible

When you carry the bible, satan has a headache. when you open it, he collapses. when he sees you reading it, he faints. so let’s read the bible every time, so that he keeps on fainting. (maybe one day he’ll have a stroke and never wake up) and did you also know that when you […]
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Text Message 10281: Keeping in touch

Evry moment is a chance 2 touch sum1’s heart, so here i am “keepin n touch” so ul knw that n dis world of billion people i nvr fail 2 remmber u.. let’s bless god.
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Text Message 10280: Three times a year? Ano ka, maniac!

Nag-sex ang 75-year old couple on their golden anniversary… wife: hon, sa xmas ulit at sa valentine, ha? husband: 3 times a year?? ano ka, maniac!
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Text Message 10279: Bayad ho dalawang senior

Bf: alam mo ba kung anung pangarap ko sa buhay? gf: hmmm, yumaman at magkaron ng maraming kotse at condo? bf: mali ka. ang pangarap ko sa buhay ay “sumakay sa jeep kasama ka at sabihin ‘bayad ho dalawang senior.'”
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Text Message 10278: New friends are poems

As i rely today to what shakespeare said : ‘ new friends may be poems,but old friends are alphabet. . . dont 4get alphabets … bcoz u will need them to read d poem ‘
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Text Message 10276: New employee uses the paper shredder

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. “need some help?” a secretary, walking by, asked. “yes,” he replied, “how does this thing work?” “simple,” she said, taking the thick report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. “thanks, but where do the copies come out?”
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Text Message 10275: Man gave his girlfriend a dead rose

Man gives his gf a dead r0se with a n0te attached to it. the wowan felt insulted and slapped the man without reading da card. sadly,the card read as follow: ” diz is me without u “

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes