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Text Message 12761: Ang totoong nagmamahal

Ang totoong nagmamahal ay parang matinong estudyante na nag e’exam. hindi tumitingin sa iba kahit nahihirapan na. 🙂
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Text Message 12760: What makes your life miserable

Most of us would say.. find out what makes you happy and pursue it. but wouldn’t that make your life more complicated? life will be a little less complicated if you do it the other way around.. “find out what makes your life miserable and stop doing it.” happy monday! 🙂
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Text Message 12759: Ask the blind man

Ladies & gents, hobos & tramps, bug-eyed mosquitoes & bowlegged ants! i’m going to tell you a story you’ve never heard before, so pull up a chair & sit on the floor. admission is free, so pay at the door. one fine day, in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys got up to […]
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Text Message 12758: Till Death Do US Part?

Priest: alam ba ninyo kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng “till death do us part?” groom & bride: “opo, father! hangga’t di namamatay, walang … bunutan!”
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Text Message 12757: Correct frame of mind

Great things start on a correct frame of mind.. what we think goes into our hearts, comes out from our mouth, shows our actions, shapes character & determines our destiny. our thoughts can make or break us.. so, let’s start the day with good thoughts & intentions! have a nice day..
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Text Message 12756: Have a positive life

You cant have a positive life with a negative attitude. if we think positively, sound becomes music, movement becomes dance, smile becomes laughter & life becomes a celebration. have a great day! do good deeds… god bless 🙂
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Text Message 12755: Leaves of trees just keep on falling

Leaves of trees just keep on falling.. lesson: you can never let someone to stay with you forever, sometimes you have to let them go but you have to remain standing like trees do. — good morning
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Text Message 12753: Nag away kayo ng misis mo

Juan: pre balita ko nag away kau ng misis mo! pedro: oo nga pare ee.. akala nya.. hindi sya luluhod! juan: ha? anong ginawa mo? mali pala tsimis na under ka sa misis mo. pedro: lumuhod lang naman sya habang nagccgaw “hayop kang lalaki ka.. lumabas ka jan sa ilalim ng kama, wag mokong pagtaguan!”
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Text Message 12752: Tinitingnan ka mula ulo hanggang paa

Porket tntngnan ka mula ulo hanggang paa insecure na? hindi ba pwedeng.. kinukumpara lng ung mukha mo sa paa? — nyt
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Text Message 12751: Happiness is what people always seek

“happiness is what people always seek. they try to find it in things, positions, wealth & places. but true happiness is only found in the love of our family, in the care of friends, in the contentment of our hearts, most of all with god in the center of our life.” txtb?61
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Text Message 12750: Bakit mo nakilala ang isang tao

Sa buhay, mari’realize m0 na may dahilan kung bakit m0 nakilala ang isang ta0.. yung iba, dumating para subukan ka.. yung iba, para gamitin ka.. yung iba para turuan ka.. at yung iba, dumating pra malaman kung sin0 ka talaga.. mer0n mang iba na dumating para saktan ka, atleast natut0 ka.. kalimutan mo na yung […]
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Text Message 12749: Huwag mo ng ipagpilitan ang sarili

Huwag mo ng ipagpilitan ang sarili mo sa nakaraan na ayaw na sayo. may tao na mas kaya kang mahalin na higit pa sa pagmamahal mo kaysa sa binabalikan mo. matuto ka sa simpleng bagay na nangyri syo. hndi ka ginwa pra mging tanga kya hwag kng mgpakatanga sa mga taong wlang kwnta… – – […]
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Text Message 12748: Ngongo sa Pinoy Henyo

(ngongo sa pinoy henyo) n1: nao ma to? n2: hine! n1: lungar? n2: hine! n1: mangay? n2: mene! n1: ngulay? n2: hoho! n1: ngulay? amm.manola? n2: hinee! n1: sinaw? n2: hine! hinee! n1: nsa mahay umo ma to? n2: wala.ay! hine! n1: ngulay nalaga ha? n2: hoho! n1: ngalamasa? n2: hinee! n1: ngulay nga? ngirap […]
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Text Message 12747: I will cut this woman in half

“… and now for my next trick, i will cut this woman in half” a magician said during his show. remarked a guy in the audience, “you’re just turning one problem into two.”:-p

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes