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Text Message 10169: Hilahin mo naman ako

-hindi lahat ng banat ay masaya. gf: hilahin mo naman ako. bf: huh? bakit naman? gf: nahuhulog na kasi ako sa iba. :'( goodevening..
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Text Message 10168: Sweet persons become bitter

“give value to those sweet persons in ur life, bcoz sometimes they bcome bitter bcoz of treating them as nothing..”
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Text Message 10166: The Politician dance

A dance instructor taught an old dance… called the ‘politician.’ she told her class, “take three steps forward, two steps backward, the side-step-side-step and do a complete turn around.”
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Text Message 10165: I married him

He: have you ever done anything for someone less fortunate? she: well, sure. he: what did you do? she: i married him!
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Text Message 10164: A terrorist and a woman with PMS

Q: what’s the difference between a terrorist and a woman with pms? . . . . . a: you can negotiate with a terrorist:-d
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Text Message 10163: Admit your mistakes

A nice quotation that strikes me in.. “admit your mistakes before someone exaggerates the story.” good morning.
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Text Message 10162: Have a day full of positive thoughts

The quantity of y0ur happiness dependz up0n the quality of y0ur th0ughts. . .so have a day full of p0sitive th0ughtz . . – think of me- buo n araw mo… smile!
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Text Message 10161: Creating the right relationship

Love is not choosing the right person, but creating the right relationship. it’s not how much you love your partner from the beginning but how much love you build ’til the end.
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Text Message 10160: God put you on this earth

God put you on this earth becoz no one else can do what u do the way u do it, be the unique person, he intended u to be. :))
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Text Message 10159: Nakita mo yung kanal sa harap?

Nanay: bkt ba pur0 putik ka? at ang bah0 m0 pa? anak: nkta m0 ung kanal dun sa harap? nanay: o0, bkt? anak: pwes,ak0 hndi k0 nakita! an0,masaya kna?
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Text Message 10158: By my side

Suicide. homicide. insecticide. lahat nalang pamatay. pero kung gusto mo ng pampabuhay. try mo. “by my side”:) nina2
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Text Message 10157: She drives like lightning

Man1: i’m really worried about my wife. she drives like lightning! man2: you mean she drives too fast. man1: no, i mean she is always striking trees.
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Text Message 10155: Acknowledge that God is in charge

In our fast-paced world, we need to be still and acknowledge that god is in charge. god bless..happy wkend! 🙂

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes