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Text Message 10124: Its better to be snob

Its better to be snob than to be a pretender
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Text Message 10123: A lady went to a car dealer

A lady went to a car dealer and saw a new jaguar. she bent over to touch it when unexpectedly, napautot siya! trying to cover up, she asked, “excuse me, magkano kotseng ito?” salesman: “ma’am, i’m sorry to say, kung napautot ka sa paghawak pa lang, sigurado matatae kayo pag nalaman mo ang presyo!”
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Text Message 10122: A husband kisses his wife

A husband kisses his wife and the wife says, “stop it, what are you doing? somebody might see us kissing.” the maid shouts from the kitchen, “i, too, tell him not to kiss, but he doesn’t listen.”
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Text Message 10120: Bachelors and married men

Bachelors think that married men are lucky. married men think that bachelors are lucky. the point is that bachelors think at night and married men think at daytime! 😉
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Text Message 10119: Women can’t park

A fact about women: they can see a hair of a girl on their husbands’ shirt from twenty meters away! but can’t see a post from two meters while parking a car…:-*
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Text Message 10118: Broken mirrors can become beautiful

Broken mirrors can become one of the most beautiful mosaics on ceilings & walls. broken to become beautiful! god can repair & restore our broken lives.&when restoration is not in his plan, expect him to replace what has been destroyed with something even more beautiful!!! have a great week ahead!
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Text Message 10117: The most difficult problems

Don’t duck the most difficult problems. that just ensures that the hardest part will be left when you are most tired. get the big one done… it’s downhill from then on. have a cool day!
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Text Message 10116: We are among the privileged

Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than we are, we should compare it with the lot of the great majority of our fellow human beings. it then appears that we are among the privileged! praise and thank god! have a beautiful day!
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Text Message 10115: Fake people

Sometimes it’s a good thing to have fake people in this world. it helps you find out who your real friends are.
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Text Message 10114: Someone who can never be yours

It s hard 2 luv sum1 hu can nver b urs,tym wud give u chances 2 talk,chances 2 b 2geder,chances 2 share..c h0w it hurts?u 0nly hav chances..just chances.. aww! goodevening. 🙂
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Text Message 10113: Andito pa rin ako

A g0od frnd puts up wth ur w0rst m0od… laugh at ur c0rniest jowk… supp0rt ur craziest idea and sees ‘d best in u… “kya cra man ang ulo m0… and2 pa rin ako…”
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Text Message 10112: Plastic, sagip kapamilya, donation

Pag ang “ex” mo ay napunta sa friend mo, wag kang magtaka. saan ba napupunta ang basura? sa plastic diba? pero, kung sa relative mo napunta, yan ang tinatawag na, sagip kapamilya. ito pa mas matindi, kapag napunta siya sa hindi mo kilala, ang tawag dun, donation. kenneth
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Text Message 10111: Dalawang misis

Mister: doc, ipapatanggal ko appendix na misis ko. doc: di ba inalis ko na last year? walang taong dalawa ang appendix. mister: lam ko po, pero meron pong taong dalawa ang misis!:-d
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Text Message 10110: Hala baby, umutot ka eh

Magsyota sa park.. boy: baby, umutot ka ba? girl: hindi ah boy: hindi daw, umutot ka e.. girl: hindi nga! boy: hala, baby. umutot ka eh. halatang halata, iniipit moh. girl: oo na! umutot na ako. hindi mo alam yung isang tingin? ang dami daming tao, tapos ang lakas pa ng boses mo. hindi mo […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes