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Text Message 10109: Smile

Smile the best you can do to irritate those who wish to destroy you :))
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Text Message 10108: Playful and unfaithful

A playful boyfriend is produced by a girlfriend who doesn’t trust him. an unfaithful girlfriend is produced by a boyfriend who doesn’t spend time with her. (–,)
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Text Message 10107: Keep drinking

A lady called her shrink and said, “you have to held me, it’s been 10 days since my husband left me and i have been drinking ever since.” the doctor replied, “keep drinking for four more days and then quit. two weeks is long enough to celebrate!”
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Text Message 10106: Its how you use the light

It’s not d glow of d sun that matters. . . it’s how u use d light 2c d good arnd u & 2brighten other p’ple’s hearts! gumornin! gbu! its a beautful day!:)
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Text Message 10105: Women have read this whole message

A human hair can hold 3kgs. the femur is hard as concrete. the length of the dick is 3 times the length of the thumb. a woman’s heart beat faster than a man’s. women blink twice as much as men. women have read this whole message. men are still looking at their thumbs…:-p
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Text Message 10104: Avoid dining at Japanese fastfood & restaurants

Public advisory: due 2 d uncertain extent of d nuclear cntamination on importd products frm japan,d public is advised 2 avoid dining at japanese fastfood & restaurants lke saisaki,karatekid, teriyaki boy, tokyo2, & such. always think first of ur health & safety! -a service msg from chowking- hapi wkend!
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Text Message 10103: Kung hindi ka magtatanong

Jinggoy: dad, paano po lumilipad ang eroplano? erap: ewan ko anak! jinggoy: paano po ang barko nakalutang sa tubig? erap: hindi ko rin alam anak! jinggoy: e bakit ang kotse, gumugulong sa lupa? erap: lalong hindi ko alam anak! jinggoy: pasensya na dad ha, ang dami kong tanong.. erap: talagang ganun anak, paano ka naman […]
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Text Message 10102: Di kayo bagay

Guy1: ikaw ba yung nanliligaw kay ana? guy2: oo, bakit? guy1: di kayo bagay. guy2: sinong bagay, kayo? guy1: hindi… tayo.b-)
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Text Message 10101: People with Jesus in their hearts

People with big hearts, sympathize; people with little hearts, criticize; but people with jesus in their hearts, simply give and share ther love. god bless!:-))
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Text Message 10100: The virtue of friendship

…d virtue of frenship isn’t fndng d prfct frend, but, by l0ving the imperfect, perfectly.. true frendship d0esn’t have a happy ending.. c0z’ it simply d0esn’t end..
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Text Message 10099: Letting go doesn’t mean giving up

Letting go doesnt mean giving up,but rather accepting that there are thngs that cannot be. txtb?39
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Text Message 10097: Pag walang tubig

Jose: ang hirap talaga pagwalang tubig no? tambak-tambak na ang labahin namin! at itong brief ko tatlong araw ng walang laba-laba! maria: oo nga! ang aking panty nga para ng movie eh! jose: bakit movie? maria: now on its second week… :-*
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes