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Text Message 10094: Effective na toothpaste brand

Wife: hon, anung brand ang effective na toothpaste? husband: kahit ano hon! wife: colgate ba o close up? husband: kahit ano hon! wife: o eto kaya beam o happy? husband: kahit ano hon! wife: tanga! puro ka kahit ano, nabili ko na lahat ng brand wala pa rin epekto sa bad breath mo!

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Text Message 10093: Ordinary morning becomes special

H0pe that ths ordnary m0rnng bec0mes specal when an ordnary person lke me takes tme t0 greet s0meone specal lke y0u..

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Text Message 10091: Don’t break someone’s heart

Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one. break their bones na lng they have 206 naman.

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Text Message 10090: Stop making faces

Teacher: billy, stop making faces. billy: why?? teacher: well, when i was your age, i was told that if i kept making ugly faces, my face would stay that way. billy: well, i can see you didn’t listen!

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Text Message 10089: Hapdi

“hapdi” yan ang tawag pagpumasok ka ng kalahating araw sa school o sa work. “sir/mam, pwde po ba mag hapdi?”

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Text Message 10086: Add Whiskey

A negative person sees the glass of water half empty. . a positive persons sees it half full. . but a realistic person adds 100 ml of whiskey to it and says. . . cheers! 😉

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Text Message 10084: Handle rejection with grace

Handle rejection or failure with grace. it’s far more easily said than done – and it sounds so cheesy and cliche – but accepting loss gracefully makes you a true winner. god bless!

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Text Message 10083: Live every day with integrity

Truth allows you to live every day with integrity. everything you do and say shows the world who you really are… let it be the truth. good morning!

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Text Message 10082: Let go of the things

Lesson from toy story 3: “let go of the things that you are not supposed to hold on to. they might have given you happiness before. but maybe this time, they will be able to make someone else happier.”

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Text Message 10081: May number 2 ka e

Girl: sinsabi ko na nga ba! my # 2 ka ea! aminin mo na! boy: ha?!wala kaya girl:wag kana mgdeny!ramdam ko mer0n talaga. boy: pr0mise,wala nga tlga. ( eksena ng dalawang ngkokopyahan )

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Text Message 10080: Wag kang titigil

“hangga’t hindi mo nahahanap ung taong para sa’yo, wag kang titigil.. sa paglandi.” — very inspiring nuh.

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Text Message 10094: Effective na toothpaste brand

Text Message 10093: Ordinary morning becomes special

Text Message 10092: Deleted

Text Message 10091: Don’t break someone’s heart

Text Message 10090: Stop making faces

Text Message 10089: Hapdi

Text Message 10088: Deleted

Text Message 10087: Deleted

Text Message 10086: Add Whiskey

Text Message 10085: Deleted

Text Message 10084: Handle rejection with grace

Text Message 10083: Live every day with integrity

Text Message 10082: Let go of the things

Text Message 10081: May number 2 ka e

Text Message 10080: Wag kang titigil