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Text Message 10079: Ang magnanakaw galit sa kapwa Congressman

Reporter: ano po ba ang nangyari? pulis: ninakawan ang opisina ni congressman curacot. reporter: malaki siguro ang natangay. ngayon ko lang nakitang nagalit nang ganyan si cong. pulis: maliit lang. pero talagang ganyan ang buhay. ang magnanakaw, galit sa kapwa congressman! 😀

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Text Message 10076: Do u want to travel?

Do u want to travel in different places with a lot of cash on hand? simple lang.. magkondoktor ka 🙂

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Text Message 10075: I hid an American in my attic

Pinoy felt he needed to confess, so he went to a priest. “forgive me father, i have sinned. during the last war, i hid an american in my attic.” “that’s no sin,” replied the priest. “but i made him pay me 100 dollars for each week he stayed.” “that wasn’t good, but you did it […]

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Text Message 10074: A lady lost her handbag

A lady lost her handbag in a shopping mall. it was found by a small boy and returned to her. looking in her purse, she said, “hmmm… that’s funny. when i lost my bag there was a 500 peso bill in in. now there are five 100 peso bills. boy replied, “that’s right! the last […]

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Text Message 10073: Letter E in the word LOVE

..if d pers0n u luv d0es’nt luv u back,just imagine dat u are d letter “e” in d w0rd love… y0u’re there’.. but never pr0n0unced’.

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Text Message 10072: Wag syang tawaging baby

Kapag may partner ka, iwasan mong tawagin siyang baby. dahil ang baby, lumalaki. at kapag lumalaki, madalas makikipaglaro na sa iba… 😀

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Text Message 10070: Romantic Catholic Priests

Due to numerous cases of roman catholic priests linked to women and boys, the vatican plans to change their title to – romantic catholic priests.

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Text Message 10068: Happiness starts with…

Happiness starts with one item at a time: one word, one joke, one text, one sip of coffee, one phone call, one song, one hug, one kiss & a million other”ones.” let true happiness come from the only one important being in ur life & that is god! go0d day!:)

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Text Message 10079: Ang magnanakaw galit sa kapwa Congressman

Text Message 10078: Deleted

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Text Message 10076: Do u want to travel?

Text Message 10075: I hid an American in my attic

Text Message 10074: A lady lost her handbag

Text Message 10073: Letter E in the word LOVE

Text Message 10072: Wag syang tawaging baby

Text Message 10071: Deleted

Text Message 10070: Romantic Catholic Priests

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Text Message 10068: Happiness starts with…

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Text Message 10065: Slippers are worn