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Text Message 12746: Get married on-line

Pretty soon young people will be able to get married on-line. instead of saying “i do,” you will have to click “i agree to these terms and conditions.”

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Text Message 12745: Cyber crime po kuya

Rapist: totoy anong kaso mo? totoy: cyber crime po kuya.. rapist: putris! ano un? totoy: nagpost po ako sa facebook ng katarantaduhan na nakikita kong ginagawa ng gobyerno. rapist: so, ilang taon ang sintensya mo? boy: 12 years manong, ikaw? rapist: wtf! ako 3 years lang boy. dapat nang rape ka nalang din eh!:-d

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Text Message 12744: Iiwanan na kita

Girl: iiwanan na kita may iba na akong mahal. boy: ganun? ang daya naman! ako nga matagal ng may iba, iniwan ba kita? 😀

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Text Message 12743: 3 boys named Zip, Dick & Piss

There were 3 boys named zip, dick & piss in a class. when their teacher went out to get a phone call, zip jumped on a table, dick sat on the teacher’s chair & piss punched everyone in sight. 3 minutes later, the teacher returned & said, “zip down, dick out & piss in the […]

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Text Message 12742: Just because you fell apart

Just because you fell apart doesn’t mean you’re broken. you are stronger than you think. the most fragile of hearts carry the strongest souls. don’t give up.. life is waiting.. gandang umaga!

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Text Message 12741: Keep your mind young

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. anyone who keeps learning stays young. the greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.;-) gud am!

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Text Message 12740: Cats and dogs staring at ghost

Cats and dogs can only see the ghost, if your cat/dog staring at the air they are usually staring at ghost. — good night.

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Text Message 12738: The way you keep staring at me

Height of flirting gal: i don’t like the way you keep staring at me! . . . . . . guy: and i love the way you notice me doing that! 🙂

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Text Message 12737: Expensive female tears

There is nothing more expensive than a drop of female tears.. when a tear comes out, it first mixes with chanel eyeliner & dior mascara… then when it goes down to the cheek, it mixes with d&g blush-on & in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with burberry lipstick! you see

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Text Message 12736: All women are donkeys

Husband told his wife, “all women are donkeys!” the next day as they were travelling on a highway, a donkey crosses in front of their car. the wife says, “sweetheart, be careful. your mother is crossing the road!”

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Text Message 12735: Pare, maraming isda sa dagat

Berto: pambihira ka naman, hanggang ngayon umiiyak ka pa rin dahil sa kanya! juan: eh gustong gusto ko talaga sya at mahal ko sya berto: tarakales na yan, para sa iisang babae? pare maraming isda sa dagat! juan: ano ka ba pare, ayoko ng isda, ano ba ang connect non? berto: tange… cge umiyak ka […]

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Text Message 12746: Get married on-line

Text Message 12745: Cyber crime po kuya

Text Message 12744: Iiwanan na kita

Text Message 12743: 3 boys named Zip, Dick & Piss

Text Message 12742: Just because you fell apart

Text Message 12741: Keep your mind young

Text Message 12740: Cats and dogs staring at ghost

Text Message 12739: Deleted

Text Message 12738: The way you keep staring at me

Text Message 12737: Expensive female tears

Text Message 12736: All women are donkeys

Text Message 12735: Pare, maraming isda sa dagat

Text Message 12734: Deleted

Text Message 12733: A five-second smile

Text Message 12732: Crush ako ng babaeng nakatabi natin