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Text Message 10034: Naaasar ako sa mukha mo

Wife: hudas ka! lagi kang umuuwi lasing. naaasar natuloy ako sa mukha mo. husband: pero mahal, kung hindi ako lasing, ako naman ang maasar sa mukha mo!
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Text Message 10033: People who tell you cant make a difference

There are two types of peole who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in the world: those who are afraid to try themselves and those who are afraid that you will succeed! have a nice day!
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Text Message 10032: I’d rather hear your sermon

A backslider suddenly began attending church faithfully on sunday mornings instead of going fishing. priest was highly gratified & told him, “how wonderful it makes me feel to see u at mass w/ ur wife!” “well, father,” said d fisherman, “it’s a matter of choice. i’d rather hear ur sermon than hers.”
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Text Message 10029: Praise the Japanese

We should learn and praise the distinct character of the japanese, d acceptance of the natural devastation brought by tsunami. and the hope that they can rise again despite losing their homes, w/o food on d table, death of love ones. never did they go looting houses or groceries, nor blaming and cursingtheir govt. there […]
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Text Message 10028: You will find special people

In lyf ul find special ppol hu changes ur life just by being part of it… hu makes u laf until u cant stop; hu makes u bliv dat der is good in the world; hu convinces u dt der is an unlocked door just waiting for u to open it.. they’re called friends… thanks […]
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Text Message 10027: Friendship natin

Frndship ntn? smart. . . simply amazing smhan ntn? globe. . .mkng great thing possible ako? rex0na. . . i w0nt let u d0wn ikaw? mcdo. . ,love ko ‘to…
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Text Message 10026: Pick up your cross

It is easier to pick up your cross than to drag it. notice how our crosses get heavier as we complain. embracing our crosses & believing they’ll lead us to our god would not cause them to disappear, but we can be assured that they’d be less burdensome. faith & gratitude make suffering bearable.
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Text Message 10025: Pare, bibilin ko yan bukas!

Lasing#1: pare! bibilhin ko ung moa at lrt bukas! lasing#2: ayala malls at mrt bibilhin ko eh. lasing#3: weak! bano. pldt, meralco, bdo, landmark bibilhin ko bukas! lasing#4: kakapal ng mga muka nyo! sino may sabing binebenta ko ung mga yun?!
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Text Message 10024: When your heart gets hurt

When your heart gets hurt, you don’t need someone to heal the scar and take away the pain. what you need is someone who will make you realize that nothing’s really broken. 🙂
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Text Message 10021: Sana problema na lang ako

Boy: sana problema na lang ako para lagi mo ako iniisip… girl: oo nga eh.. para gagawin ko ang lahat mawala ka lang.
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Text Message 10020: Tatay, Ina Ako

-english class- (bawal magtagalog) juan: ma’am! may i go out? teacer: why? juan: because father, mother me! teacher: what??! juan: tatay, ina ako!
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Text Message 10019: Never ignore the person you love

“never ign0re the person who love y0u m0st, coz maybe oneday you wake that your lost your m0on while c0unting the stars.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes