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Text Message 10003: Real men don’t love the most beautiful girl

Real men don’t love the most beautiful girl in the world. they love the girl who can make their world the most beautiful.

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Text Message 10002: A is 10 years old

A is 10 yrs. old..b is 20 and c is 7 yrs. y0unger dan d..d graduated in 1996 at 21..today is yr 2011..a was b0rn bef0re b.. oh..wag nang mag icp..wla namang tn0ng..babati laang akue ng mgandang gabee :’d hehe..

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Text Message 10001: Love is you

Love? in math, -problem. in history, -a battle. in science, -its a reaction in art, -its a heart but to me? -love will and simply be … you..

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Text Message 10000: What’s a lesbian?

A kid asks her mom, “what’s a lesbian?” “go ask your dad, she will tell you.” :-*

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Text Message 9999: Deleted

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Text Message 9998: Wife wants a divorce

A couple take a drive and talk. they are on the expressway & the wife says, “i want a divorce.” husband speeds up to 70 kph & says, “ok.” wife says, “and i want the house.” husband increases speed to 85 & says “ok.” “and i want all the money in the bank.” he speeds […]

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Text Message 9997: Deleted

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Text Message 9996: Carve a tunnel of hope

Carve a tunnel of hope through the dark mountain of disappointment. be exhausted but don’t ever stop burrowing your way through! there is through… to what will be. good morning!

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Text Message 9995: 100-sided polygon

Kung ang 5 sided polygon ay “pentagon” at ang 10 sided polygon ay “decagon” anu nman ang 100 sided polygon? hmm.. megan0n? haha!

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Text Message 9994: Love is never a mistake

Love is never a mistake. it is either a very good relationship or an even better lesson.

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Text Message 9993: Unggoy

<)”. .(> ( (. .)) baboy: hirap ng buhay ntin no? (‘v’) (( ))manok: oo nga! lgi tayong nli-lechon.buti pa 2ng unggoy pbasa-basa lng ng txt! ayan 2mawa pa! :’d gud eve poh.hehe. nice.nice.peace tayo.

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Text Message 9992: Deleted

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Text Message 9991: Road to hell

Gen. reyes was walking to hell & was amazed of the well-paved roads and he wondered: “who made these?” then he saw this sign: a project of gmarroyo

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Text Message 9990: Take three steps

“i was in darkness, but i took three steps and found myself in paradise. the first step was a good thought, the second, a good word, and the third, a good deed.” three steps, once a day, everyday. 😉 have a wonderful day!

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Text Message 9989: May sumabog na chocolate factory sa Japan

May sumabog daw na chocolate factory sa japan. wag daw lalabas pag umulan kc bka maging koko crunch. hahaha! pls. pass.

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Text Message 10003: Real men don’t love the most beautiful girl

Text Message 10002: A is 10 years old

Text Message 10001: Love is you

Text Message 10000: What’s a lesbian?

Text Message 9999: Deleted

Text Message 9998: Wife wants a divorce

Text Message 9997: Deleted

Text Message 9996: Carve a tunnel of hope

Text Message 9995: 100-sided polygon

Text Message 9994: Love is never a mistake

Text Message 9993: Unggoy

Text Message 9992: Deleted

Text Message 9991: Road to hell

Text Message 9990: Take three steps

Text Message 9989: May sumabog na chocolate factory sa Japan