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Text Message 9988: Anak natin yan, Father

Priest on mass was interrupted by a kid playng at the altar. priest asked; “kaninong anak ba itong batang ito?” a woman shouted: “atin yan, father!”.;-):-/

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Text Message 9987: No more beer and beauty parlor

A couple having money problems, so wife says to her husband, “we have to cut back, so no more beer.” husband says, “ok. but no more beauty parlor either.” wife replies, “but i need that, so i can look good for you, dear.” he says, “that’s what the beer’s for!”

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Text Message 9986: I shall return 130 million

History class… titser: who is the most famous general among filipinos who said, “i shall return”? pedro: gen. carlos garcia, mam! he said, “i shall return 130 million”… have a nice day!

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Text Message 9985: Isang bulate na lang

Latest on gadhafi of libya.. نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه. ر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره ما نقش سایه دگر نمی دان نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نقش دیوار و چشم خیره م. isang […]

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Text Message 9984: Make the entire ocean into Guinness

Two irishmen, patrick and michael were in a lifeboat after escape from a sinking ship. rummaging through the boat, patrick found an old lamp and rubbed it vigorously. a genie came forth and said he could only grant one wish. patrick blurted, “make the entire ocean into guinness!” poof, the ocean was turned into the […]

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Text Message 9983: Ang taong nage-effort

Mas nakktuwa ‘yung taong nag e-effort para mahalin mo siya. kesa sa taong di na ggustuhing mag effort dahil kampante na siyang mahal mo na siya.

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Text Message 9982: Twelve 12-12-12

America, one of d most rich and powerful country, lost thousands of lives last 09-11-01.. now.. japan, one of d most rich and wise country, lost thousands of lives last 03-10-11.. add the dates.. 09-11-01 +03-10-11 =12-21-12 > last day in the mayan calendar, and in the 2012 movie..

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Text Message 9981: Why we can’t read one’s mind

” wonder why god did n0t give us the gift to read one’s mind ? ? ? … so we could have the chance to trust and the privelege to be trusted “

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Text Message 9980: Why we lose people

Two reasons why we lose people: 1. we lose them because it’s meant to happen. and 2. we lose them because we let it happen.

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Text Message 9978: Excuse letter ni Jinggoy

Titser: jinggoy late ka kahapon. excuse letter mo? jinggoy: eto po. titser: sino nagsulat nyan? jinggoy: si dad po. titser: naku naman! ilang beses ko nang sinabi sayo, si mom mo na lang pasulatin mo ng excuse letter. jinggoy: wala po si mom kanina. titser: sige, akin na yang excuse letter mo. (binasa) jinggoy! jinggoy: […]

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Text Message 9988: Anak natin yan, Father

Text Message 9987: No more beer and beauty parlor

Text Message 9986: I shall return 130 million

Text Message 9985: Isang bulate na lang

Text Message 9984: Make the entire ocean into Guinness

Text Message 9983: Ang taong nage-effort

Text Message 9982: Twelve 12-12-12

Text Message 9981: Why we can’t read one’s mind

Text Message 9980: Why we lose people

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Text Message 9978: Excuse letter ni Jinggoy

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