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Text Message 9958: Iced tea = kidney stones

Iced tea = kidney stones. one too many iced teas can give you kidney stones due to the oxalates in the drink. switch to fresh lemonade or water with lemon. the citrates in lemons can stop the formation of kidney stones. good morning!
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Text Message 9957: Mahirap umasa sa pangako

Mhrp umsa sa mga pngak0 lalo na kng di npani2ndigan per0 anu bng ms mhrp? ang umasa sa pngak0ng… “wlng iwanan?” oh, sa pngak0ng.. “wlng lok0han?”
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Text Message 9956: The great thing a little lamp can do

The great thing a little lamp can do which d big sun can not do is to give us light at night. it shows no one is superior by size but by purpose. if wecannot do great things, we can do small things in a great way. god is not impressed with our bigness. he […]
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Text Message 9955: Kalbong babae na mahilig yellow

Logic puzzle my isang kalbong babae n nkasuot ng yel0w n damit,yelow n pants at yelow n sh0es.sumkay xa s yelow n jip.kumuha xa ng pera s yelow niang wallet,bmaba xa s jip at sumkay s yel0w n tricycle. .nakrating xa s knyang yelow n bahay at naligo s yelow n cr at gmamit ng […]
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Text Message 9954: Mali tayo sa napiling mahalin

Mnsan mali tau s napli nting mhalin nsktan s mling pgm2hal umyak s mling dahlan at qng t2nungn mu aq ala aqng lam jan kc kggcng q lng!
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Text Message 9952: Darling, I’ve insured myself

“darling,” said the affectionate husband, “i’ve insured myself for 200 million pesos. if anything happens to me you will be provided for.” “good,” said the loving wife, “now you won’t have to call the doctor every time you feel sick.”
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Text Message 9951: May bestfiend ka ba?

Dati.. ‘bestfriends’ ang tawag sa matalik na magkaibigan.. pero.. ngayon, ang bestfriends ay.. 1. mgbf/gf n tnatago ang relationship. 2. manliligaw dati na bnasted 3. mg’ex n umaasa prng mgkkblikan at 4. mgkaibgang may tntg0ng pgtingin sa isa’t isa.. ikw, may bestfriend kb?
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Text Message 9950: No matter how strong your love is

No matter how strong your love is, there will always be a time wherein you’ll learn to say the words.. “i give up.”
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Text Message 9948: Mother smoothed cold cream on her face

Boy watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “why do you do that, mommy?” he asked. “to make myself beautiful,” said his mom, who then began removing cream with a tissue. “what’s the matter,”asked the boy. “giving up?”
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Text Message 9947: Just like my other Daddy

A little girl complained to her father, “daddy, i wish i had a little sister!” trying to be funny, her father joked, “but honey, you already have a sister!” “i do?” asked the toddler. “sure,” her dad said. “you don’t see her because everytime you come in the front door, she scoots out the back […]
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Text Message 9945: Boyfriend pulls out his wallet

A woman tells her boyfriend, it’s not fair, women have two things to attract the opposite sex and men only have one. the boyfriend says men have two things also, and pulls out his wallet. 😛
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Text Message 9944: My husband passed away last night

A lady goes up to a priest after mass crying. he says, “what’s bothering you, ma’am?” she says, “father, i’ve got terrible news. my husband passed away last night.” the priest says, “oh, that’s terrible. did he have any last request?” “that he did, father….” “and what was that?” he said, “dear, put down that […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes