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Text Message 9943: A middle-aged woman saw her crush

A middle-aged woman was visiting her new dentist for d 1st time. when she saw d dr, she remembered he was her major crush in hi school. her excitement evaporated bcoz he was now balding & grey haired wd wrinkled face! 2 satisfy her curiosity, she askd him if he had attended luna high school. […]

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Text Message 9942: A man goes into confessional box

A man goes into confessional box after years of being away from the church. he enters and sees a fully equipped bar with glasses, the best wines, beer on tap, cigars and liquor chocolates nearby, and on the wall a photo of ladies who have mislaid their garments. he hears a priest come in: “father, […]

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Text Message 9941: Let our nation be spared from earthquake

Fw: let us all pray together: dear jesus, we fervently pray for your intercession so that our nation will be spared from a threatening earthquake. save us from further calamities by embracing our country with your protective grace & mercy! amen. (please pass on to start prayer brigades. ty)

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Text Message 9940: Closeness make us fall in love

Closeness is the tendency that we fall in love to somebody.. this was based on reality that even friends turn to lovers unexpectedly. good night. 🙂

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Text Message 9939: They will run out of reason to love you

All people get tired, no matter how much a person love u. if u took them for granted, they will run out of reason to love u.

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Text Message 9937: My husband and I always fight

Two yuppettes were shopping. when they started to discuss their domestic life, one said, “seems like all that my husband and i do is fight. i’ve been so upset, i’ve lost 20 pounds.” “why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend. “oh! not yet.” the first replied, “i’d like to lose another 15 […]

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Text Message 9936: Sumagot ka daw

Nanay: san ka galing? bat ngayon ka lang? anak: … nanay: aba, hindi ka ngayon makapagsalita! sumagot ka, sumagot ka! anak: nagparty nga kami eh! nanay: at kelan ka pa natutong sumagot sa mga nakakatanda, ha?!?!

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Text Message 9935: Magtago na, andyan si teacher

Lolo: apo magtago ka, nandiyan na titser mo. alam niya umabsent ka ngayon, di ba? apo: lo, magtago ka rin kasi sabi ko patay ka kaya ako umabsent. 😀

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Text Message 9934: Lord, kunin mo na silang lahat

Lord, 2 yrs ago kinuha mo ang favorite kong singer, si michael jackson. tapos ang fave kong actress, si farrah fawcet. kinuha mo rin ang favorte kong rapper, si francis m. ngaun ang favorite kong soldier, si angelo reyes. lord, just 2 remind u, c gma favorite kong pangulo. ty po!

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Text Message 9933: Maiwasan ka lang

Naranasan mo na ba magmahal ng taong handang tawirin ang dagat at mga bund0k maiwasan ka lang. _paeta ^_^ hahaha

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Text Message 9931: I love the way you lie

If someone tells u: i will l0ve u forever.. i’ll never leave u, i promise u, until the end of time.. just answer: naks! i l0ve the way you lie. 😀

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Text Message 9930: Apologizing means you value the relationship

Ap0logizing d0esn’t olweiz mean dat u r wr0ng and d other is right.. sumtyms,u just value d relati0nship m0re dan ur perx0nal ego,.!

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Text Message 9929: Sino ang magaling humuli ng kriminal?

Gus2 ni nonoy mlaman kung cno sa nbi, afp at pnp ang mgaling humuli ng kriminal… ngpakawala ng rabbit sa gubat at pnahanap sa knila. pglabas ng nbi s gubat, ang sbi: d nmin mkita. we conclude wla na ang rabbit. sunod ang afp, at sinunog ang parte ng gubat na akala andun ang rabbit. […]

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Text Message 9943: A middle-aged woman saw her crush

Text Message 9942: A man goes into confessional box

Text Message 9941: Let our nation be spared from earthquake

Text Message 9940: Closeness make us fall in love

Text Message 9939: They will run out of reason to love you

Text Message 9938: Deleted

Text Message 9937: My husband and I always fight

Text Message 9936: Sumagot ka daw

Text Message 9935: Magtago na, andyan si teacher

Text Message 9934: Lord, kunin mo na silang lahat

Text Message 9933: Maiwasan ka lang

Text Message 9932: Deleted

Text Message 9931: I love the way you lie

Text Message 9930: Apologizing means you value the relationship

Text Message 9929: Sino ang magaling humuli ng kriminal?