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Text Message 9928: Nothing stays forever

None of the things u have in this world stays forever.. but u can always do something to have them longer..
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Text Message 9927: When guys give her a flying kiss

When asked how she feels if someone gives her a flying kiss, she replied, “i feel. . . . . . . boys are very lazy!”
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Text Message 9926: I love you beer

A man was in the pub with his wife and said, “i love you.” she asked, “is that you or the beer talking?” he replied, “it’s me. . . talking to the beer. . .”
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Text Message 9924: Giving is not emptying one’s resources

“giving is not emptying one’s resources but making room for a fresh refill of god’s grace. be gracious in giving and be joyful at heart..” rise & shine!
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Text Message 9922: Galing ng Salonpas

Mangyan: doc, ang galing ng salonpas na nilagay nyo sa likod ko last year. gumaling ang sakit ng likod ko. doc: mabuti naman, e bakit ka nandito? mangyan: tanong ko lang doc, kung pwede ko na tanggalin yung salonpas.
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Text Message 9921: God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve

In heaven: man – lord, is homosexuality against your design for the human race? god – yes my child, always remember, i created adam & eve, not adam & steve.
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Text Message 9920: The past does not equal the future

The past does not equal the future. because you may have failed a moment ago, all day today, or for the last six months, or for the last sixteen years, or for the last fifty years of your life doesn’t mean anything. all that matters is what are you going to do now? have a […]
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Text Message 9919: I was a fool when I married you

After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, “you know, i was a fool when i married you.” and the husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love and didn’t notice it.”
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Text Message 9918: I am going to marry your Dad

A girl overheard talking to her boyfriend: “don’t get tensed and worried… when i told you that i was going to be a mother. i only meant yours. next month, i am going to marry your dad!”
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Text Message 9916: Pino more

Napa valley vintners, who primarily produces pinot blanc, pinot noir and pinot grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as anti-diuretic. it is expected to reduce the number of times older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. the new wine is called pino more.
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Text Message 9915: May nakalimutan ka

A sweet fight. gf: ayoko na!! ayoko n talaga! dadalhin ko n lht nang akin.. hndi na ako b2lik pa! bf: hoy babae! may nakalimutan ka!! gf: ano?!? bf: ako!! 🙂
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Text Message 9914: The camp of VP Jojo Binay

The camp of vp jojo binay has filed a complaint before the kbp against koring sanchez for allegedly “omitting” his name, at least trice in her spiels on tv patrol. sought for comment on binay’s beefs, she said, “sino yon?”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes