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Text Message 9913: End is not the end

End is not the end. in fact, e.n.d. means “effort never dies” if u get no in an answer, remember n.o. means “next opportunity” it’s always best to detoxify one’s self from all the negativities of the day and think about the positivities of tommorow.
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Text Message 9912: Toothache at heartache

Ang toothache at heartache ay pareho lang parehong sanhi ng sobrang kasweetan :/
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Text Message 9911: I’m doing three men’s work

An employee approached his boss & asked for a raise. “well,” began the bossman, “business is bad now, and i can’t afford to give you a raise.” “but i’m doing three men’s work & i always have…” “three men’s work?” exploded the boss. “tell me who they are, & i’ll fire them!”
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Text Message 9910: I got your voltage reduced

A lawyer walks into his client’s cell and says, “i’ve got good news and bad news for you..” the prisoner says, “okay. what’s the bad news?” “the bad news is that the president won’t issue a reprieve.. you go to the chair tomorrow.” “oh, that’s horrible. what possibly could be the good news?” “the good […]
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Text Message 9909: A husband is like a split-type air conditioner

They say a husband is like a split-type air conditioner. . . no matter how loud he is outdoors, he is designed to be quiet indoors!:-*
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Text Message 9907: Why some people are single

Reasons why some people are single: 1. destiny addict – umaasa sa tadhana. 2. perfectionist – sobrang choosy! nman! 3. busybusyhan – mga taong workaholic. 4. friendship theory – kung frends, frends lng tlga. 5. x to d nth power – taong di mkaget over sa past relax0nship. 6. family feud – tkot sa parents. […]
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Text Message 9905: We sometimes control God

We may not admit it, but we sometimes have this tendency 2 ‘control’ god. we think that if we pray too much or give alms 2 d poor or attend church service, god will grant our every petitions. instead of making god follow our lead, let us jst b thankful at all times & b […]
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Text Message 9904: When does a person start turning old?

A person does not start turning old when his hair starts graying, but when his enthusiasm towards life and its joys start dropping. keep checking your age! 😉 have a happy weekend!:-)
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Text Message 9903: Pede io deha dimio bike?

Boy: padre pede io deha dimio bike? kay tan ulan. padre: deha lng se ali apwera ky malodo. boy: ken man te bsya dimio bike? padre: el ”holy spirit” lng se bisya d2u bike. ”sa c0nfession room” boy: in the name of da father,the son. amen. padre: palta n0y, bira ole. boy: in the name […]
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Text Message 9902: Stalker ka ba?

Girl: hoy, stalker ka ba? boy: hindi ah! girl: eh bat mo ko sinusundan? boy: wala lang, sabi kasi ng nanay ko “follow your dreams”
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Text Message 9900: A strand of my husband’s hair

A friend asked a lady, “i supposed you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?” “yes, a strand of my husband’s hair.” “but your husband’s still alive!” “yes. but his hair’s gone!” :-*
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Text Message 9899: A guy bought a new fridge

A guy bought a new fridge. to get rid of the old one, he put it in his front yard, hung a sign saying, “free! you want it, you take it…” for a week, the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. he saw that people were mistrustful of this deal. so he changed the […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes