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Text Message 9898: Erap asked people what time it was

Erap asked people what time it was and they told him it was 3:25. he was puzzled and said, “it’s weird, i have been asking that question all day and each time i get different answer!”
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Text Message 9897: When Pacman entered politics

When manny pacquiao entered politics there were those who said it will damage his boxing career. on the contrary, pacman entered politics to enhance his boxing career: para kumapal ang mukha niya!:-d
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Text Message 9896: God’s unlimited goodness

You have just been loaded by god’s unlimited goodness. this wil expire on eternity. reload &recharge thru prayers & worship enjoy reading his written txts thru the bible & expect free ringtones
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Text Message 9895: Morning is like a new leaf

Morning is like a new leaf in the book of your life, spend your time productively and never let your problems ruin your day. good morning.
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Text Message 9894: Do you believe in ghosts?

Boss: do u believe in ghost? empleyado: i dont know sir. maybe its true. b: totoo nga siguro, kasi kahapon sinabi mong dadalo ka sa libing ng kaibigan mo, pero dumating siya rito at hinahanap ka.
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Text Message 9893: I am not a normal person

Who said fill in the blanks are very easy? sige ikaw nga try natin. fill this blank w/ yes or no: 1._________ i am not a normal person.
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Text Message 9892: The difference between stress, panic, fear

The difference between stress, fear & panic: stress: when your wife is pregnant. fear: when your gf is pregnant. panic: when both are pregnant!
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Text Message 9891: When girls miss periods

Teacher: do you know the importance of periods? student: yes, ma’am. once my sister missed two, my mom fainted, dad had a heart attack, and our young neighbor ran away.
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Text Message 9890: Guy pissing in twelve streams

A guy at a public toilet used the urinal between two old people. he glanced to his left and saw the guy pissing, but there were two streams. “what’s that?” he asked. “war wounds. vietnam, bullet in the dick, left two holes.” then the guy looked to his right and saw twelve streams! “war wounds?” […]
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Text Message 9888: A chicken met James Bond

A chicken crossed the road and met james bond. “what’s your name?” asks the chicken. “bond, james bond. what’s yours?” “ken, chick ken.” 😀
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Text Message 9887: The best antidote is to pray

When we feel being poisoned by stress, pressure, pain and failures: the best antidote is to pray. nothing more, nothing less. good morning. (=^;^=)m
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Text Message 9886: Natural sa manloloko

Wag kang mag-alala sa ka relasyon mo na hndi nagtetext, tumatawag ngpapakta o ngpaparamdam man lng. natural lng yan.. sa manloloko.
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Text Message 9885: Ayala Alabang, the Vatican of Asia

Barangay ayala alabang spokeperson says residents who will buy condoms from stores in other villages or cities will not be allowed to give them away or sell them in their barangay. first time offenders will face excommunication. repeat offenders shall either be guillotined or burnt at stake. in a related development, benedict xvi has jubilantly […]
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Text Message 9884: We’ve got to talk

When a man says, “we’ve got to talk,” the woman hears, “we’re going to have a nice conversation.” when a woman says, “we’ve got to talk,” the man hears, “will the defendant please rise?”:-*

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes