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Text Message 9883: Deleted

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Text Message 9882: My son just swallowed aspirins

A doctor got a call from a very excited mother, “my son just swallowed aspirins. what shall i do?” he replies, “give him a headache.”
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Text Message 9881: How Webster’s Dictionary was born

Like lots of husbands throughout history, webster would sit down and try to talk to his wife. but as soon as he would start to say something, his wife would say, “and what’s that supposed to mean?” thus, “webster’s dictionary” was born.. 😀
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Text Message 9880: I lost my hand

At the scene of an accident a man was crying, “o god, i lost my hand!” sen. lapid: “control yourself! see that man. he has lost his head. is he crying?” ;-(
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Text Message 9878: How To Drive People Insane

How to drive people insane . sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. . page yourself over the intercom using your real voice. . put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in.” . put mosquito netting around your cubicle. . […]
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Text Message 9877: What we do is a measure of who we are

What we do is a measure of who we are. if we imagine our work as labor, we become laborers. if we imagine our work as art, we become artists. have a cool day! 🙂
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Text Message 9876: A woman’s heart

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart. (–,)
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Text Message 9874: Wife Is Always Right

House rules: 1. your wife is always right. 2. when your wife is wrong, see rule number 1.:-d
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Text Message 9872: Heavy rains in your area

Today’s forecast says there will be heavy rains in your area. please don’t miss the chance….. to take a bath.:-d
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Text Message 9871: Service at a resto was very slow

Service at a resto was very slow. a man was about to go ballistics, so his wife tried to distract him with small talk. “you know,” she said, “my best friend should be having her baby anytime now.” “really?” he snaps. “she wasn’t even pregnant when we walked in here!”
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Text Message 9870: Ma’am, but I asked first!

Erap: mam, can i go to the toilet? titser: erap, may i go to the toilet? erap: ma’am, but i asked first!
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Text Message 9869: It was a merger

A – “i read that a woman with nine kids married a widower with seven. isn’t that something?” b – “sure is. that wasn’t marriage.. it was a merger!”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes