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Text Message 9853: Deleted

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Text Message 9852: Is the doctor home?

Man has laryngitis. he goes to the doctor’s house and knocks on the door. the doc’s wife answers and man whipers, “is the doctor home?” she whispers back, “no. come on in.”
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Text Message 9850: Number mo, kaya kelan mo ibibigay?

Banat: customer to waitress: sa tuwing pupunta ka dito laging puro bills and payment na lang binibigay mo saken, number mo kaya kelan mo ibibigay?;-)
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Text Message 9849: The only way to face life’s difficulties

The only way to face life’s difficulties is enfolded in the loving arms of god, convinced that our gracious father would never allow into our lives any problem that is not ultimately for our good. pleasant day!
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Text Message 9848: Every man needs a woman

Every man needs a woman when he’s in a mess, because like the game of chess: the queen protects the king!” :-* have a wonderful weekend!
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Text Message 9847: There is beauty in simplicity

Sometimes we unnecessarily complicate our lives because we think that the more effort we put into something the better it turns out. and yet we fail to see that there is beauty in simplicity. it is often the most simple things that turn out to be truly beautiful. why torment ourselves? god bless us!
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Text Message 9846: Handa akong ituro sayo

Kung walang patutunguhan ang buhay mo, handa akong ituro sayo ang daan patungo sa.. puso ko. 🙂
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Text Message 9845: Pag iniisip kita, I fall

Sabi ni “peter pan” “when you think of happy thoughts you’ll fly.” eh bakit pag iniisip kita. i fall? hehe 🙂
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Text Message 9844: Bakit, kamuka ba kita?

Simo: sa wakas, ngkita rin tayo! papatayin kita! boy: huwag! wag mo akong patayin! maawa ka sa akin. simo: basta, papatayin kita! boy: teka sandali lang, bakit mo ba ako papatayin? simo: sinumpa ko kc sa sarili ko na pag nakakita ako ng kamukha ko papatayin ko! boy: bakit kamukha ba kita? simo: oo! boy: […]
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Text Message 9843: If you’ve ended up in Hell

Question for the ages if you’ve ended up in hell, and you’re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? 😀
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Text Message 9842: Shane on you

Shane mosley: i can knock pacquiao 0ut with 1 punch! pacman: shane on you! everythng you say are mosley lies! hehehe
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Text Message 9841: Two Ilocanos met 25 years after

Two ilocanos met 25 years after their last get-together. they hugged and tears formed in their eyes as they renewed their old friendship. “let’s have ‘bagnet’ and beer like in the old days,” the first ilocano said. “ok,” his friend replied. “and don’t forget it’s your treat!”
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Text Message 9839: If man or woman goes on a trip

If a man goes on a seven day-trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice. if a woman goes on a seven-day trip, she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day. :-*

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes