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Text Message 9838: Rape to… ay holdap pala

Isang gabi, may naglalakad na babae na sinundan ng isang lalaki. may hawak na patalim ang lalaki at tinutukan nya sa likod ang babae. lalaki: wag kang maingay, miss. rape ito. harap ka sakin sabay hubad. humarap ang babae na sobrang ugly. lalaki: (shocked) bakit mo hinubad ang damit mo? sabi ko holdap ito.:-d
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Text Message 9837: Lid came down and cut off a finger

The girl runs crying to her best friend. “what’s wrong?” gasps her best friend. it’s my boyfriend,” gushes the girl. “he was working on the engine under the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!” “god!” shrieks her best friend. “did it chop off his whole finger?” “no, […]
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Text Message 9836: Dadaan ba ito sa PAG-IBIG?

Miss: mama, dadaan po ba ito sa pag-ibig? driver: miss, lahat tayo dumadaan sa pag-ibig…:-d
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Text Message 9835: Doctor teaching med students

Doctor teaching med students.. dr: first thing you must learn is to remove your fear. (he inserted his finger in the anus of the corpse & licked it.) dr: now you do it! (all students did as the doc had afterwards) dr: next is that you must be very observant. how many of you noticed […]
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Text Message 9834: Tell someone you love them

Don’t be scared to tell someone you love them even though they may break your heart, you may break theirs if you don’t. have a lovely thursday!
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Text Message 9833: You are like four seasons

You are like spring that makes the flowers grow. . you are like summer, you give warmth to the people around you. . you are like fall, you bring harmony and joy. . you are like winter, you bring people closer. . together. may god bless you in everything you do!:-d
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Text Message 9832: You cannot change your destination overnight

You cannot change your destination overnight, but you can change your direction overnight. adjust your sails whenever necessary.;-) good morning!
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Text Message 9828: Asim at toyo

Datu puti ads: freddie roach: may asim pa si mommy. mommy dionisia: may toyo ka yata eh!
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Text Message 9827: We’re at this bar for the same reason

Man: hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason. 😀 gal: yeah! let’s pick up some chicks! :-*
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Text Message 9826: A lady was looking at fishing poles

A lady in a hardware was looking at fishing poles. she found one she likes and asked the owner how much it was, but he told her he was blind and he’ll tell her if she drops the rod into the floor. she dropped it and he said, “aah, that’s 10 bucks.” she bent down […]
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Text Message 9825: Acceptance gives us the experience

Acceptance gives us the experience of being like an angel. . . never judging, never criticizing and never worrying. have a cool day!
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Text Message 9824: Man’s action

“man’s action is always a product of what he knows and what he feels.”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes

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